Wrapped Up Like a DOUCHE???

[knuschie]

Why don't they ever write songs about boobs? Always butts...boobs are better.
You won't understand the song unless you're me or Erika...

Oh my god
Becky, look at her boobs
They're so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her boobs
They're just so big
I can't believe they're so round
They're just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And big boobies in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that bra was stuffed
Deep in the shirt she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But those boobs you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, lumps of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat chests are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She has more boobs than back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got those boobs (hell yeah)
Well shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them, shake those healthy boobs
Baby got boobs

(LA face with Oakland boobies)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick them out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got boobs

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the front of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got boobs hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose those boobs
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the chest ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if those boobs are round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got boobs
Baby got boobs
Little in tha middle but she got huge boobs