Saturday Steve picked me up from work and we went to Erika and Dave's and then downtown to Oktoberfest. It was sponsered by Budweiser. Who drinks Budweiser? We watched a little of Cherry Pie and I danced with some homeless men. There were also these whore's who invited our boyfriends to some party at the Dr.'s Office. But the best was probably the ( Read more... )

I can't even begin to explain my day today...so you're going to have to wait until tomorrow for the full update. As a breif preview, it has to do with me and Erika being late to our meeting, running red lights, me being a slut, me and Erika being lesbians, and my boyfriend pissing me off to no end. But for now, I have to go, because I just got ( Read more... )

I took a nap this afternoon/evening and woke up an hour and a half later feeling like I had the flu. It's actually really horrible. I haven't had the flu in about 5 years...so I think this is how I remember feeling ( Read more... )

This Literature of the 18th Century class that I have is going to kill me this semester ( Read more... )

At school I got attacked by bee's. Then Shara got attacked by bee's. We decided to go inside due to this problem. Then Steve came down to UWM and met me for the remainder of my break. Then he walked me to class and I was all like "aww how cute." Then in my class I was blessed to be stuck sitting next to an obese woman, who laughed at herself, and ( Read more... )

Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have less than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly what it is about these ( Read more... )

Steve's sister Amy's wedding was yesterday and it was actually alot of fun. I'll break it up into small subject headings and give a breif description of what went on.

Rehearsal Dinner Steve's Mom introduced me to someone as Melissa. Who is Melissa? She corrected herself and felt bad, but I was like ummm do I just go with "hi I'm Melissa? Or ( Read more... )

Yesterday my professor was explaining how his 3 year old daughter walks around the house like she's Tyra Banks and booty dances to music played on MTV. Then my professor booty danced for us in case we didn't know what he meant. It was hilarious ( Read more... )

When your parents have conversations/arguements with you and they basically say that the other children are far better people than you are, it's not that comforting. When your parents tell you straight to your face that you are nothing but a screw up (though I can tell you plenty of stories of the other childrens screw ups and failures) it hurts. I ( Read more... )

Um, Denise is engaged! I forgot to write that, how the hell did I forget to write that?? It happened in Vegas and when she got home she was like..."oh it was really hot, i have blisters on my feet, and i'm engaged" all sly. Wedding is in VEGAS ( Read more... )