Fuck pure and simple.

[koalacore]

So here I am, having a shitty day, and by now Im sure we are all pretty much aware why..anyway, I get back from spring break to my dorm room, because that is where most 25 year olds in college live, (right) and I decide that hey, I am going to get some girlscout cookies out of my fridge. I open the door, and here is what I find on the shelf:

Comments

[punkinheadjp]

dude, that really sucks, why'd they inspect your fridge? douchebags

[shaggydrinks20]

my quad went through 15 gallons of whisky, a kegger, and an average of 4 cases a week and all we got in trouble for was sexual harassment. light a chicken on fire and let them know who's boss.

your sexy bastard,
jayson with a y,
age 11

[echo_echo_echo]

meh. it looks like they didn't fill it out completely, as it says "and what was done with it..."

so maybe you can say "uh they didn't follow code" and not get in trouble?

and yeah ISU= I Screwed Up

[wildebeest]

Lucky for you, you shoved all those condoms full of heroin up your ass before you left for break. Do they still do cavity searches at ISU, or was that ruled unconstitutional?

[righthandmandah]

I'm not completely positive but I believe they aren't allowed to look inside your fridge...only check the plug to make sure it is unplugged.