Poominations

[koalasaurus]

Sometimes I get this overwhelming feeling of what can best be described as some variation of "pride" though the description doesn't quite fit. Or at least saying the word doesn't feel just right. I guess I don't often look at my life from the outside with anything less than brutal hostility and mild-to-medium disgust, but sometimes I do, and it's

Comments

[cyber_athlete]

i know all of these moments; i loved reading this

[koalasaurus]

I fancy myself a master of hyperbole but really I am just incapable of having mature thoughts.

[garden_burglar]

i think you might think about poop as much as i do.

[koalasaurus]

It's worth thinking about! Everybody does it, sometimes several times a day! Why deny it, really...

[anonymous]

Why aren't you a God damn writer?