So, it's come to my attention that a lot of you are taking surveys that tell you things like what kind of floozie-ass experiences you've had in your life to be proud of. But I don't buy into that crap, so I'm making my own survey to find out just how much like me I am. Hell, if you think you're good enough to be like me, you could always take the ( Read more... )

Someone I know only on the net send me this song last night, he's ( Read more... )

So again, I get this really surreal feeling, like nothing fun ever actually happened on Friday, and I spent the night at home. But I know I DID have fun, I just don't feel it now. Now I feel vaguely depressed; maybe I just wish I was still back there: the semi rocked ( Read more... )

Okay, so can we all agree on just one thing? Guys, you like girls because your body wants you to have sex, and girls, you like guys because you’re needy and whine a lot. Wait--wrong chapter. Haha. No seriously: girls, you like guys because your body wants you to have sex. (Unless you're a guy and girls aren't your 'bag,' in which case your body ( Read more... )

1. People asking me to take off my headphones for reasons that don't qualify as good ones ( Read more... )

If you read this a lot, then you know I don't update it much. (And if you don't read this, then why the hell am I talking to YOU?) But certain *interested parties* have pushed me to update it, and I've had a few things on my mind in the last little while, so I'll be making a few updates in the next little while (I'll bet you thought I wasn't going ( Read more... )

You know what's stupid? Revenge. It's petty and stupid. My parents love ( Read more... )

So...this is what it feels like to be just like everyone else.

I really am feeling quite apathetic tonight. I don't know what it is. Like everything around me has some sort of surreal quality to it. And dammit, I can't even write. What the fuck ( Read more... )