happy birthday to the most kindest, lovingest, coolest mom ever. i love you mamma, you are the very best, i left a present for you on the kitchen floor, but by the time i made it, you were gone to ozzfest, so auntie got it instead. happy birthday mom.
WHERESMYMOM? my dad came into town, and now they are both gone. where are my parents?! HOW WILL I EAT?! im hungry, so hungry, im just a tiny pug who cant feed himself. im waaaaaaaaaasting awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. send food and money.