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[kofi]

today i'm so awake i threw my car keys away

then i stood there for a few seconds trying to comprehend what i did

it's not like i was holding anything i needed to throw away either so i really have no excuse

i'm just glad no one saw me digging in the trash to get them out

it's no mystery how canceling my credit cards has become a second nature

Comments

[stakeh]

sounds like the time I put my contact solution on my toothbrush and nearly proceeded to scrub D:

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS TIRED THING THOUGH I'VE NOTICED

[kofi]

NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM AWAKE

[stakeh]

apparently so, otherwise you wouldn't have THROWN OUT YOUR CAR KEYS :D don't worry I understand

[kofi]

no worse than the time i was staring at my make-up for like three minutes before actually applying it to my face because make-up + my face wasn't making sense for some reason

[ahvia]

good thing no one saw you do it

so no one knows about it

no one ............................

[kofi]

:<

why are you here and not screaming at resident evil 4

[ahvia]

well if you must know

last night i emptied almost all my ammo into a giant guy with his eyes sewn shut who was screaming and blindly flailing wolverine-esque claws at me and my little girl and then i got mobbed by a million sith lords with monsters for heads and was unsuccessful in ending their lives with my head-exploding roundhouse so i died and then did the exact same thing over again except this time in a fit of overconfidence i saved before i got to the mob of a million dudes so now i have almost no ammo and can't go anywhere to get ammo and am currently plotting my strategy to get by with my knife, a flash grenade, and my wits