I'm starting to notice a lot of popular clichés at work. I hate "dropped the ball." I mean, I really hate "dropped the ball ( Read more... )

I WAS RIGHT I'M PSYCHIC ( Read more... )

here is my day in bullet form ( Read more... )

my roommate just dropped half of the room in her coffee in rapid succession from bracelets to electronics to pieces of plastic ( Read more... )

kanna and ahvia WHEN DID YOU SAY WOULD BE GOOD TO VISIT AGAIN?

also sister figure a month that will be decent for you; my work is lenient and i'll be able to take time during any part of the year that i want ( Read more... )

i'm so antsy and bored at work today i took an early lunch and came home to complain about it. it's not like i don't have things to do -- i do, it's just they're so boring and I'M BORED ( Read more... )

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vanity_no_fair: ME GUSTA-
vanity_no_fair: Me gusta-
vanity_no_fair: Me gusta?
vanity_no_fair: Me gusta...
(repeat for about one whole minute)

kofi: ..........what are you DOING.

vanity_no_fair: HUH???

kofi: :((((( What are you trying to say.

vanity_no_fair: (silence)
vanity_no_fair: AHAHAHAHA :((( I think I was trying to figure out what word to use after that in spanish and didn't realize I was repeating the same thing over and ( Read more... )

dfgi'm eating a sandwich right now and typing with one hand. that's why none of my sentences start with a capital letter. Okay, I'm done with my sandwich.
thanks for the email mom

all it taught me was i really just need to get a life

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an e-mail from family for christmas:

Okay we thought the bathrobe your dad bought me that year for Christmas was bad, remember it was a size XXL. You should see what he bought this year. It's a black and white glass cow with a clock in it. A little cow clock. I've got to take a picture of it to show you. It's so pathetic. I feel sorry for the ( Read more... )