helping out in haiti, humanity_fail and service_awesome in one page

Jan 19, 2010 23:14

Tomorrow, this kohii bean shall troop over to the bank and wire a donation to the Phil. Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund. Those people desperately need help. :(
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And now, children, cover your ears.

To the lowlife asshole/s who unsuccessfully tried to steal the right front wheel of my sister-in-law's car and left us to possibly kill ourselves and others ( Read more... )

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cousinshelley January 19 2010, 16:02:10 UTC
OH MY GOSH!

*hugs you*

I'm glad you're all okay. A tire careening off the car on the highway--that could have been tragic. :(

I'm sending the boys right now. I hear the tojos spinning and there's some serious pointy-stake sharpening going on. They're going to ventilate those bastards!

And by the way:

FUCK YOU. There is a lake of fire somewhere you are not dying a second death in. And I hope you'll go there now by fucking choking on those bolts you stole. No, wait. I hope you swallow those bolts, shat them out in bloody lumps, swallow them again and then finally fucking choke on them. Bastard/s.

I don't to preach, but I worry about you, because I think you really need to work on expressing yourself. Holding feelings in is not healthy. You must learn to say what's on your mind.

*holds up cross made from newly sharpened silver stakes*

(I thought shitting the bolts out in bloody lumps and then swallowing them again and that time choking on them...was particularly inspired. Carl's writing it down for future reference, because he ( ... )

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kohii_temple January 20 2010, 15:56:16 UTC
*hugs you too*

Hopefully, the boys won't get "accidentally" distracted. What with all the need to *tie* down some limbs and do some forceful *interrogation*. They might get ideas! ;P

It had happened to Miffy's company car, a few years back. He suspects that due to a minor dispute over scarce parking space where he used to live, a disgruntled neighbor may have purposely loosened the bolts in one front wheel. Somehow, Miffy was able to drive all the way to the work site without incident. When a mechanic borrowed his car, the front wheel detached itself and started rolling off ahead in the highway! Fortunately, the mechanic had the mind to slow down and park safely. Fortunately too, Miffy found a new apartment and a better parking spot but he still checks his tires every time. :)

You must learn to say what's on your mind.
Does that include shouting "fuck this shit(!)" while scattering my paperwork all over the bank. Hey, that sounds like *really* good therapy to me. ;D

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amai_kaminari January 19 2010, 16:52:31 UTC
I'm so glad that you and your S-i-L are okay!

As for the jerk(s) who stole your bolts... Well, let's just say that I believe in karma. *evil grin*

***hugs***

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kohii_temple January 20 2010, 15:46:30 UTC
*hugs you back*

Those jerks would totally pee in their pants in terror if they had done it to the ikkou.

On the other hand, the ikkou will just use it as an excuse to run off to the woods and do a nasty foursome while the Kougaiji-tachi and Homura-tachi drop by get some well deserved rest and relaxation. ;P

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