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[name:] Baron Kevin Master Hector-Thrusterdactly B. Rodriguez James McNaught the 3rd Esquire
[sign:] Aquarius, the guy with the pot of water
[do you have faith in long distance relationships:] no, I am not a sucker.
[ever been on a blind date:] I am the blind date.
[ever dated more than one person at a time:] no
[ever have "friends with benefits":] OMG NO
[what attracts you to a person:] a peg leg and a hook.
[average age you get involved with:] 9457 days
[have relationships changed you:] My relationship with Tony Danza. He's my best friend. We ride unicycles on Thursday!
[where do you normally meet people for dating or relationships:] Log hurling contests.
[would you ever get married:] NEVAR
[key to a successful relationship:] PATIENCE
DESCRIBE YOUR:
[Wallet?] brown. smells of seawater.
[Hairbrush?] invisible
[Toothbrush?] white, has bristles. may be intelligent.
[Jewelry worn daily?]
[Pillow cover?] BLACK LIKE MY SOUL /emo
[Blanket?] I prefer to freeze
[[In my mouth?] uh?
[In my head?] a brain.
[Wishing?] trolls
[What are you doing after this?] I DON'T KNOW
[If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?] CHarles. I'd show him who's in Charge!
[Is next to you?] The Colonel
[Some of your favorite movies?] Out Cold. Eurotrip.
[Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month?] NOTHING
[The last thing you ate?] Pudding
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?] Mimes.
[Do you like candles?] No
[Do you like incense?] No
[Do you like the taste of blood?] Only with strawberry milk powder.
[Do you believe in love?] I believe ina thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of your heart.
[Do you believe in soul mates?] I'M A SOOOOOUUUUUUUL MAN. DA NA NA NA NAAAAAA
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] What about the seeing impaired?
[Do you believe in Heaven?] Nope
[Do you believe in God?] Nope
[What do you want done with your body when you die?] dumped in a field
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up?] all night
[Can you eat with chopsticks?] Yes
[What's your favorite coin?] Susan B. Anthony Silver Dollar!
[What are some of your favorite candies?] Junior Mints
[What's something that you wish people would understand?] Why we answer pointless quizes like this.
[What's something you wish you could understand better?] Quantam Physics.
HAVE YOU EVER:
[Killed someone:] KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Gotten Drunk:] OMGYES
[Worn rainbow:] Reading Rainbow.
[Talked on the phone for over 3 hours:] No. Only 2 hours and 59 minutes, 59 seconds.
[Left the country:] Aruba
[Had a party with over 30 people:] no.
[Stolen something:] I stole a Darth Vader helmet from work once. Well not realy, they were throwing it out.
[Caught something on fire:] NO! FIRE BAD!
[Wanted to cheat on someone:] no
[Asked someone out:] Yes
[Had a dream, then the next day it happens:] NO
LAST PERSON:
[You Touched:] OMG JULIE. Unless I can count myself.
[You Talked to in person:] my mom
[You tallked to on the phone:] my brother
[You hugged/kissed:] I don't even know
[You Instant messaged:] Julie
ARE YOU:
[Interesting:] Terribly.
[Smart:] Retarded
[Moody:] Sometimes
[Attractive:] I look like Beck right now.
[Bore Easily:] no.
[Controlling:] haha, no
[Sad:] LIFE IS SUFFERING SKEETER LETS GET A HONKER BURGER
[Happy:] sometimes
[Trusting:] maybe too much
[Talkative:] depends on who I'm with
[Reliable:] Yeah, usually
[Lonely:] ALL TEH TIME! (really)
DO YOU LIKE:
[Bread?:] I'm morally opposed to wheat
[veggies?:] PO-TA-TO
[Doritos?:] go go nacho cheese
[Pretzels?:] yes
[Chocolate?:] not so much
[Garlic?:] only for fighting vampires
[Veal?:] sometimes
[Chicken?:] always
[Ice cream?:] maybe
[Hot Pockets?:] OMG PEPPERONI YES
[Popcorn?:] Not much
[Pop Tarts?:] <3
[Salad?:] No
[Coke?:] dr pepper
[Pepsi?:] dr pepper
[Gatorade?:] YAR
HAVE YOU EVER:
[Bungee jumped?:] I would if I could
[Gotten a tattoo?:] no
[Sky dived?:] No
[Skinny dipped?:] im so pale, were I to remove my clothing night would become day; day would become blinding.
[Had pop rocks and coke together?:] no
[Played truth or dare?:] yes
[Puked on someone you liked?:] No. I only puke on my enemies.
[Mixed sodas together?:] Yes
[Had sushi?:] Yes
[Had dejavu?:] YES
[Had dejavu?:] LOL IT'S A JOKE
[Stood on your head and drank milk?:] No
[Cried during a movie:] No
[Swallowed gum?:] NO
[Eaten glue?:] I eat paste
[Slept for more than 15 hrs?:] YES