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These were out behind my house today. I guess my theory about some wild man running around my home each morning making gobbling noises like a turkey was wrong. They're just wild turkeys.
I tried to get closer, but the turkey heart is a stalwart one and they threatened me with what I can only surmise was the turkey equivalent of obscene language. Plus there were like 10 of them and they're huge. Don't fuck with turkeys. They were probably on the prowl for vindication of their turkey brethren that were slain yesterday for Christmas dinners.
Yvonne. You and I must take a wildlife expedition into the depths of my back yard. I can be like the Crocodile Hunter. Except with turkeys. I shall goad turkeys 'till they fatally injure me. Then you can drag me back to civilization to a doctor and admonish me for such unwise behavior.