Two monks are walking by a river and see a scorpion drowning. The one monk goes into the river to pick it up and move it to land, but gets stung and drops the scorpion. The monks tries again to pick up the scorpion but drops it when he gets stung. The monk continues to do this and the other monk asks, "Why do you continue when it's the scorpion's ( Read more... )

Today was my first day working at my first job. I can't say I'm crazy about it, but I didn't hate it either. Feet hurt. Don't know what times I'll working yet, since I'm still being trained. (Woof. Sit. Good doggie.) When I know, I'll let people know where and when so y'all can visit; but keep in mind as you're harassing me at work that the reason ( Read more... )