tegopi skits
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Nameless
YamaPi: *approaches tegoshi* Hey, sexy… may I know your name?
Tegoshi: *saucy smile* tell me yours first.
YamaPi: It’s Yamashita…you?
Tegoshi: My! What a coincidence! I’m Yamashita too…
YamaPi: Whoah cool! Maybe this is fate…
Tegoshi: *grins* no actually, I just chose that name this very moment. *seductive smile* would you like turning me into a Yamashita right now?
Ready or Not
YamaPi: *strips* let’s do it, Tegoshi.
Tegoshi: Anou, can we just do it some other time? I’m not ready yet…
YamaPi: But I can’t wait any longer…
Tegoshi: B-but I’m not yet ready!!
YamaPi: That alright…
Tegoshi: eh?
YamaPi: That’s alright ‘cause I’M ready.
Tegoshi: @_@
Shige’s Test of Patience
Judge Shige: Please point the person who raped you.
Tegoshi: *points P*
YamaPi: Hey, I did not!
J.Shige: The victim confirmed it already so you can’t say that now.
YamaPi: I told you, I didn’t rape him! Rape requires lack of consent! He did allow me to do those things to him!!
J.Shige: Is that true?
Tegoshi: Eh? So rape is against one’s will?? Sou ka, now I get it!
YamaPi: *smiles*…at long last!
J.Shige: WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU TWO COME HERE FOR?!?
Sex Shiteru!
YamaPi: *gathers his shirt and pants* I’m sorry Tegoshi… This is just so wrong. We’re both men and we’re friends… I can’t make love to you.
Tegoshi: *smiles brightly* It’s OK if you can’t make love to me…
YamaPi: *relieved sigh* I’m glad you understand me Tesshi… *turns to leave*
Tegoshi: *pulls P back to bed* If we can’t make love, then lets just have sex !
First Time…?
Tegoshi: Yamatte yo, Yamashita-kun… It’s going to be painful!
YamaPi: No, I promise it won’t hurt you, this is going to be really quick.
Tegoshi: D-demo…
YamaPi: Here I go.
Tegoshi: chotto-Ahh!!
**silence**
YamaPi: daijoubu? It didn’t hurt much, ne?
Tegoshi: Uwa!! Suge! That’s all?!
YamaPi: *nods* Told you ear piercing is just a piece of cake.
The Reason
Tegoshi: Kowai yo, Yamashita-kun… My heart is beating so fast!!
YamaPi: Don’t worry, I’m always here with you.
Tegoshi: But that’s the problem! You make my heart beat so fast!
Bath Day
*Tegopi in an onsen*
YamaPi: *begins to wash his back*
Tegoshi: *looks on with interest*
YamaPi: …
Tegoshi: *continues to watch YamaPi*
YamaPi: Anou… Tegoshi…
Tegoshi: *beams* Hai???
YamaPi: What you’re doing… It’s kind of… unnerving me.
Tegoshi: *ignores YamaPi’s comment*
YamaPi: *big sweat*
Tegoshi: Do you want me to wash your back?
YamaPi: *blushes* kekkon desu…
Tegoshi: *pouts* Ja, let me wash your front instead!
Date Ja nai!
*Tegoshi and P goes out one night…*
Tegoshi: *leans unto YamaPi’s shoulder* Ne~~ why did you suddenly asked me out to go on a date with you??
YamaPi: This isn’t a date…
Tegoshi: *pout pout pout* Did you not ask me to go on a dinner with you?? *fumes* where are you taking me then?
YamaPi: *smirks* to a love hotel.
Bio-Tego
*what happens when Tegoshi attends a biology laboratory class…*
Teacher: OK class, please bring out your specimens!!
**everyone but Tegoshi began to rummage their bags**
Tegoshi: *walks out and brings a poker-faced YamaPi inside the room*
Teacher: Wha-? Tegoshi-kun, where’s your specimen?
Tegoshi: *smiles innocently without answering*
Teacher: *ahhh~ kawa-kawaii ja nai! Cough loudly* OK now we’ll start by peeling off the skin…
Tegoshi: *strips P then and there*
**gush of blood in the lab.**
Teacher: *clears throat* Tegoshi-kun… What’s the meaning of this??
Tegoshi: Take off the skin, dayo ne? Well, I don’t want to hurt P-tan so I’ll just take his clothes off, ne~~
YamaPi: I failed to get him a frog yesterday so I volunteered to be his specimen!! *insert akira-dopey-smile here*
Classmates: *throws their specimen away* WILL YOU BE OUR SPECIMEN TOO?!?!?
Tegoshi: *glares*
Classmates: *runs outside for safety*
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I hope you guys like it. I don’t know when I’ll start posting my fics again. Hopefully, soon since I really miss my TegoPi so much.
Nameless
YamaPi: *approaches tegoshi* Hey, sexy… may I know your name?
Tegoshi: *saucy smile* tell me yours first.
YamaPi: It’s Yamashita…you?
Tegoshi: My! What a coincidence! I’m Yamashita too…
YamaPi: Whoah cool! Maybe this is fate…
Tegoshi: *grins* no actually, I just chose that name this very moment. *seductive smile* would you like turning me into a Yamashita right now?
Ready or Not
YamaPi: *strips* let’s do it, Tegoshi.
Tegoshi: Anou, can we just do it some other time? I’m not ready yet…
YamaPi: But I can’t wait any longer…
Tegoshi: B-but I’m not yet ready!!
YamaPi: That alright…
Tegoshi: eh?
YamaPi: That’s alright ‘cause I’M ready.
Tegoshi: @_@
Shige’s Test of Patience
Judge Shige: Please point the person who raped you.
Tegoshi: *points P*
YamaPi: Hey, I did not!
J.Shige: The victim confirmed it already so you can’t say that now.
YamaPi: I told you, I didn’t rape him! Rape requires lack of consent! He did allow me to do those things to him!!
J.Shige: Is that true?
Tegoshi: Eh? So rape is against one’s will?? Sou ka, now I get it!
YamaPi: *smiles*…at long last!
J.Shige: WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU TWO COME HERE FOR?!?
Sex Shiteru!
YamaPi: *gathers his shirt and pants* I’m sorry Tegoshi… This is just so wrong. We’re both men and we’re friends… I can’t make love to you.
Tegoshi: *smiles brightly* It’s OK if you can’t make love to me…
YamaPi: *relieved sigh* I’m glad you understand me Tesshi… *turns to leave*
Tegoshi: *pulls P back to bed* If we can’t make love, then lets just have sex !
First Time…?
Tegoshi: Yamatte yo, Yamashita-kun… It’s going to be painful!
YamaPi: No, I promise it won’t hurt you, this is going to be really quick.
Tegoshi: D-demo…
YamaPi: Here I go.
Tegoshi: chotto-Ahh!!
**silence**
YamaPi: daijoubu? It didn’t hurt much, ne?
Tegoshi: Uwa!! Suge! That’s all?!
YamaPi: *nods* Told you ear piercing is just a piece of cake.
The Reason
Tegoshi: Kowai yo, Yamashita-kun… My heart is beating so fast!!
YamaPi: Don’t worry, I’m always here with you.
Tegoshi: But that’s the problem! You make my heart beat so fast!
Bath Day
*Tegopi in an onsen*
YamaPi: *begins to wash his back*
Tegoshi: *looks on with interest*
YamaPi: …
Tegoshi: *continues to watch YamaPi*
YamaPi: Anou… Tegoshi…
Tegoshi: *beams* Hai???
YamaPi: What you’re doing… It’s kind of… unnerving me.
Tegoshi: *ignores YamaPi’s comment*
YamaPi: *big sweat*
Tegoshi: Do you want me to wash your back?
YamaPi: *blushes* kekkon desu…
Tegoshi: *pouts* Ja, let me wash your front instead!
Date Ja nai!
*Tegoshi and P goes out one night…*
Tegoshi: *leans unto YamaPi’s shoulder* Ne~~ why did you suddenly asked me out to go on a date with you??
YamaPi: This isn’t a date…
Tegoshi: *pout pout pout* Did you not ask me to go on a dinner with you?? *fumes* where are you taking me then?
YamaPi: *smirks* to a love hotel.
Bio-Tego
*what happens when Tegoshi attends a biology laboratory class…*
Teacher: OK class, please bring out your specimens!!
**everyone but Tegoshi began to rummage their bags**
Tegoshi: *walks out and brings a poker-faced YamaPi inside the room*
Teacher: Wha-? Tegoshi-kun, where’s your specimen?
Tegoshi: *smiles innocently without answering*
Teacher: *ahhh~ kawa-kawaii ja nai! Cough loudly* OK now we’ll start by peeling off the skin…
Tegoshi: *strips P then and there*
**gush of blood in the lab.**
Teacher: *clears throat* Tegoshi-kun… What’s the meaning of this??
Tegoshi: Take off the skin, dayo ne? Well, I don’t want to hurt P-tan so I’ll just take his clothes off, ne~~
YamaPi: I failed to get him a frog yesterday so I volunteered to be his specimen!! *insert akira-dopey-smile here*
Classmates: *throws their specimen away* WILL YOU BE OUR SPECIMEN TOO?!?!?
Tegoshi: *glares*
Classmates: *runs outside for safety*
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I hope you guys like it. I don’t know when I’ll start posting my fics again. Hopefully, soon since I really miss my TegoPi so much.