1. You're amusing but you're really an asshole. Stop trying to be so
competitive. It doesn't matter whether or not you do more work than me.
Don't bother constantly trying to be better than everyone else, you
just come off as a jerk.
2. You've been so helpful to me during some really tough times. You're
great at keeping things in perspective and I really appreciate
it, thanks.
3. I haven't gotten to talk to you in a while but we had some awesome
times together last year. I wish there was a chance for us to hang out
again some time.
4. You're one of the most amazing people I know. I really don't know
how tell you how incredible you are and how much your friendship has
meant to me. You make me happy, you make me laugh. I really need to
talk to you.
5. You're a really awesome person. It's too bad you live so far away because it would be awesome if we could hang out some time.
6. You're a sweet person but some times you make me really sad. Take care of yourself, you have me worried.
7. You have me very confused sometimes but you're cool. Don't do anything stupid though.
8. Okay, yeah, I'm bored with this now.