As to the dance, nothing Simmons says involves sexual relations in anyway. So, I say Randy (or whoever) has a cheeleader ready on either side of the endzone, and when he scores, he gives her the ball, makes out with her, and they mime undressing each other. And you know what the sad part is? I can actually imagine these events taking place. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go e-mail that idea myself.
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As to the dance, nothing Simmons says involves sexual relations in anyway. So, I say Randy (or whoever) has a cheeleader ready on either side of the endzone, and when he scores, he gives her the ball, makes out with her, and they mime undressing each other. And you know what the sad part is? I can actually imagine these events taking place. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go e-mail that idea myself.
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I hope it gets printed...that would actually be the crowning achievement of my life.
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