weird little thingy...

[koisurfer]

The Potion Makerkoisurferium is a milky, runny puce gel drained from the feet of a rat that eats the Tum-Tum tree.jack_th3_ripp3rium is a milky, pasty black gel siphoned from the heart of a fox.Mixing koisurferium with jack_th3_ripp3rium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque blue potion which gives the user protection from death.

Comments

[shooga_rush]

Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Monterey Jack, Jalapenos, Black Olives, Fresh Tomatoes, Pepperoni, Ground Beef, Chicken, and a perfectly-baked crust.

i highly doubt that considering i hate olives and jalepenos =) this thing lies!