Bad Apartment Blues
I have to make my own Blues song and turn it in for MUS 206 tomorrow. I based it on actual events. If you plagiarize this, I shall force you to listen to Creed for 12 hours. Blues typically has an AA'B format so don't complain about it being redundant, you jerk. Here is my song:
The Bad Apartment Blues
My apartment has poor management. They don’t return my calls.
Oh, my apartment has poor management. And they don’t return my calls.
It’s full of fire hazards. And that’s against the law.
Leak upstairs ruined my carpet - and smoke detector too.
Yes, leak upstairs ruined my carpet - and that smoke detector too.
If there’s a fire when I’m a sleepin’ - I won’t have a clue.
Power box got water damage. I’m reading in the dark.
My power box got water damage. Now, I’m reading in the dark.
I wish they’d come to fix it - but they won’t hear my remark
I have parking permit stickers - they towed me anyway.
Yes, I have parking permit stickers - but they towed me anyway.
Don’t know why in the hell they did it. My lease ends in May.
Neighbors dogs poop in the front yard - they don’t observe the rule.
Oh, neighbors dogs poop in the front yard - and they don’t observe the rule!
It only takes a plastic bag. Show respect and pick up that stool.
My neighbors play RockBand at three AM. I really hate that game.
Yeah, my neighbors play RockBand at three AM. Lord, I really hate that game.
It’s annoying and noisy. And their singing is really lame.
Movin’ day’s a comin. Can’t wait to hit the road.
You know, movin’ day’s a comin. And I can’t wait to hit the road.
Gonna find me a new apartment - before my head explodes.
The Bad Apartment Blues
My apartment has poor management. They don’t return my calls.
Oh, my apartment has poor management. And they don’t return my calls.
It’s full of fire hazards. And that’s against the law.
Leak upstairs ruined my carpet - and smoke detector too.
Yes, leak upstairs ruined my carpet - and that smoke detector too.
If there’s a fire when I’m a sleepin’ - I won’t have a clue.
Power box got water damage. I’m reading in the dark.
My power box got water damage. Now, I’m reading in the dark.
I wish they’d come to fix it - but they won’t hear my remark
I have parking permit stickers - they towed me anyway.
Yes, I have parking permit stickers - but they towed me anyway.
Don’t know why in the hell they did it. My lease ends in May.
Neighbors dogs poop in the front yard - they don’t observe the rule.
Oh, neighbors dogs poop in the front yard - and they don’t observe the rule!
It only takes a plastic bag. Show respect and pick up that stool.
My neighbors play RockBand at three AM. I really hate that game.
Yeah, my neighbors play RockBand at three AM. Lord, I really hate that game.
It’s annoying and noisy. And their singing is really lame.
Movin’ day’s a comin. Can’t wait to hit the road.
You know, movin’ day’s a comin. And I can’t wait to hit the road.
Gonna find me a new apartment - before my head explodes.