Stolen from
chaoticbeauty 1) My uncle once...drove my Honda 80 over a cliff and lived to tell the tale (so did the motorcycle :P).
2) Never in my life have I... owned a brand new car.
3) When I was five...my baby sister was born.
4) High School was...not that bad, but I still wouldn't want to do it again.
5) I will never forget...no matter how hard I try, how disturbing Freddy Got Fingered was.
6) I once met...the person I thought I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
7) There's this person I know who...also knows me :P
8) Once, at a bar...I rode a mechanical bull simply to make someone else ride it (dare ::EG::).
9) By noon I'm usually...waking up OR going to sleep, depending on the day of the week.
10) Last night I...stayed up all night with
chaoticbeauty and drank coffee at Starbuck's.
11) If I only had...a winning powerball ticket...
12) Next time I go to church/temple...will be for midnight Mass at x-mas with my mom and sisters.
13) Terri Schiavo...is not something I'd want to talk about on my LJ (Mikey's answer was best in this case).
14) I like...reading/writing, movies, computers, camping, sex, vodka, NC-17 f/f fiction, and lots of other stuff... in no particular order :D
15) When I turn my head left, I see...my DVD bookcase and the front window.
16) When I turn my head right, I see... my antique radio and my wood stove.
17) You know I'm lying when...I'm lying (again, Mikey wins with the best answer :D)
18) In grade school...I had a crush on my 5th grade teacher and played D&D at recess.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be...hopefully not one that dies a heinous death.
20) By this time next year I hope to be...still plugging away at school and gainfully employed.
21) A better name for me would be...hard to find. I like the one I have :P
22) I have a hard time...tolerating st00pid people and obnoxious teenagers at Starbuck's.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll probably...major in Photography (once I finish the current Physics degree :P).
24) You know I like you if...I'm relaxed around you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be...my adoring fans. Hell, I don't know :P
26) I hope that I get...laid...soon :P
27) Take my advice and...never, ever piss off a Jewish Drama teacher.
28) My ideal breakfast is...best not mentioned here ;)
29) A song I love, but do not have is...Magic Carpet Ride
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you...visit the Japanese Gardens.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars...NONE OF THEM KNOW KUNG FU!!! (stolen from Mikey who stole it from Fizh)
32) Why won't anyone...play roshambo with me when I want to go first? ;)
33) If you spend the night at my house you will probably...be harrassed by a very affectionate kitty cat.
34) I'd stop my wedding for...nothing, assuming I ever decide I *want* my very own ball and chain.
35) The world could do without...prejudice, ignorance and pinko commies.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than...do quite a few things, but 'cut my eyes out with a rusty razor blade' (again, stolen from Mikey, who stole it from Fizh) sounds like a good answer.
37) My favorite blonde is...my nephew, Calvin. Jeri Ryan is a close second ;)
38) Paper clips are more useful than...most people give them credit for.
40) And by the way........Super Hot Hot Tamales aren't very...well, HOT.
41) The last time I was drunk...I had a great time with 2 of my favorite people, despite the horrid sunburn :P
42) My grandmother always...had something that smelled wonderful in the oven or on the stove.