Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme
KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME
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Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
Indexed at kh-kinkmeme
and on delicious here
Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
Improper use of light-sabers is a go. ouch.
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It was the most high-rate, top-notch, classified mission, so Sora hadn’t exactly expected it to be a breeze. Still, there were amounts of resistance even he found excessive.
“What the-” he dodged another laser, fired from the automated defense system mounted on the wall, and rolled to safety. The door bumped against his back for a moment, unyielding, then opened with a swish and dumped him inside.
Sora sat up, grimacing as the door shut closed behind him. He wasn’t even such a good Jedi, and infiltrating the Death Star had to be the worst idea ever.
“Huh.”
His head snapped up; of course an arbitrary room in the most backwards part of the Death Star would be inhabited. The one room he’d managed to escape to would be the office of some drone, or a marauder, or ( ... )
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The Sith Lord shrugged. “Okay,” he said, and suddenly slashed twice down Sora’s front, lightsaber a hair’s breadth from his skin; the Jedi robes fell away from his body in three neat tatters, pants and everything. He yelped-shock! Horror! Disrobement!-but it was too late to grab anything, and there was no way to lean down while the Sith Lord still had his saber working.
“This is so wrong!” he yelled, but that only seemed to encourage the Sith Lord; he stepped closer, too close, seriously impinging on Sora’s personal space, and his lightsaber was still activated.
“How-what-turn that thing off,” Sora hissed, physical well-being temporarily usurping moral high ground on his list of priorities. “You’ll cut us both in half!”
The Sith Lord, master of stoicism, shrugged again, apparently indicating anything from shut up to I’ve got steady hands to I like it that way, bitch. Sora found ( ... )
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“N-name,” he gasped once the Sith Lord’s fingers withdrew, leaving him aching and needy and humping the door without finesse. “Your name.”
The Sith Lord paused. “Darth Leon,” he said warily; “and yours?”
“Sora,” Sora tried to say, but it melted into a groan as something else nudged at his sphincter, smooth and cold and much, much bigger. His breath hitched as Leon pressed it further; whatever it was, it was not coming in-but then the Sith gave a sort of twist, simultaneously pushing in just so, and Sora felt himself unfolding like a newborn star, blossoming up and out in waves of white-blue fire.
“Auuughnngh,” he said, and thrust against the door desperately. “Force; Leon, oh, Force-”
“ ( ... )
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Glad you liked. :D Sora as a Jedi = endless amounts of entertainment. ENDLESS, I SAY. So even though this prompt is filled, carry the love in your hearts. CARRY THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE, YO SHIZZLE.
(Okay, so that was distinctly un-Jedi-ish, but we can't all be Yoda fucking Mouse, can we? No, no we can't. Srsly.)
Kiss kiss,
Anon
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....DO IT AGAIN PLZ 8DDDDDDD
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plz 2 b havin ur bbz, k?
SERIOUSLY. This was totally amazing and hilarious! I especially loved this line: "The Sith Lord, master of stoicism, shrugged again, apparently indicating anything from shut up to I’ve got steady hands to I like it that way, bitch." I lol'd majorly.
Thanks so much~! <3
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MOFO, I'R TA BE HAVING UR BEBEHS, YO FO? ♥
Also, you're very welcome--it was my perversion pleasure! XD
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The request was just kind of out of no where. I don't really have an excuse. :(
DAWG, WHAT'CHOO BE SAYIN' THAT FO? THIS AIN'T NO KANSAS NO MORE, HOMIE-BALONEY.
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THIS IS CANON
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