Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

[kokanshu]

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

Indexed at kh-kinkmeme
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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that

Comments

[anonymous]

Well, you asked for it

[anonymous]

The sad part about living in Arizona was that unless you were in the northernmost climes of the state, you were doomed to dirt. Lots of uninteresting, boringly colored dirt. There were no trees, there were no noteworthy rivers, and above all else, anything off of I-10 meant that you had not much in the way of decent roads either. This meant that the secret venues for raves were always way out of the way, and always ended up in the mileage of your car increasing to insurmountable heights and questionable alignment of tires that fathers are bound to notice eventually

[anonymous]

He had just worked up a good sweat when he began to notice that there were more people. This couldn't have been because there were more people arriving, since anyone who was going to come would be there by 3 in the morning or just say "fuck it". This had only one possible alternative: the rollers were beginning to stop rolling and gather some moss. And nothing good could come from grouchy people that were seeking out another lovely white tablet stamped with Jessica Rabbit and fancy monogrammed vowels

[anonymous]

-eagerly awaits next instalment ogad-

[anonymous]

"Dude, really, if you have some, don't go asking other people for it," Roxas said (or rather yelled; the music was loud), stopping his frantic movement altogether. He turned around, frowning. He would show this supreme bag of douche just how mean-spirited it was to take from others what you had already received

[anonymous]

"Dude, talk about killing our rapport," said Roxas, nervous. Truth be told, he had halfway been wondering why this guy had essentially stood here hitting on him for this long anyway. "Where's my dinner and movie first

[anonymous]

Roxas knew how to really dance when he wanted to. His spasmodic riotous jerking about wass actually just a clever way to pop every joint in his body and exhaust him so that he could go to work for another without snapping and choking whoever next asked him when the next Harry Potter book came out. ("Jesus Christ, guys, IT'S OVER," Roxas had said on multiple occasions to different people. Honestly, he thought the hype for the last book might have put it in perspective for some people.) He had just never had the opportunity to do it before. After all, grinding looked absurd when you were by yourself, sort of like those cat macros involving invisible bikes and cheeseburgers. Roxas refused to be like a cat macro

[anonymous]

So caught up in this business, Roxas hardly noticed that he had crossed the line of enjoying himself to full out "I am a randy boy, please to be raping me", which if he had been aware of, he would have either vehemently denied or not cared because, woah damn, life's good right now. In fact, the more that Roxas forgot that he was in a sexual bargain with an obvious ass pirate, the more he allowed himself to have a good time

[anonymous]

"Shit," Axel cursed, holding Roxas' head against his shoulder, cradled between neck and collarbone. He shuddered, almost as much as Roxas did, and that was when Roxas discovered that he wasn't the only one that enjoyed himself. "Shit," he said again, head slumped against the plastic frame of the soundsystem

[kokanshu]

HOLY FUCKING KEYBOARD SMASH. That was the best shit I could have possibly asked for sitting in my inbox after a night of heavy drinking and having to lug the subsequent hangover off through glorious stereotypical British weather to a seminar-that-I-didn't-attend-the-lecture-for. You don't even get anon. Why would you get anon. Motherfucking glowsticks, baybee. ♥ ♥

[kokanshu]

That's quite alright - the anon here isn't forced, it's a matter of personal choice. It just makes it a lot easier for people to request/write things that they might not be comfortable with being associated with. Also it does make it quite fun in some regards.

I would love to take glowsticks to one of my film seminars XD The lights would go down for yet another clip from Metropolis or whatever and there'd be me, glowing neon in the back row and thoroughly distracting everyone. That'd be awesome XD

Everyone keeps acting like I'm some sort of (not)saint for hosting this thing. I'm having just as much fun as everyone else! And I'm so totally glad that I had the idea before someone else snaffled it up XD

Yet again, thank you for writing raver!Axel&Roxas. We're trying to spread it on to as many people as possible (as it's obviously the best AU idea yet XD ), and it's awesome to see such amazingly good writing coming out from it :D ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

asklf;skakfjakf

[anonymous]

ANON BB, I SEE YOU, BB ♥. THANK YOU FOR REVIVING ME FROM THE DEAD. KISS KISS.

*has finished reading*

[anonymous]

BEST SLEEPLESS NIGHT EVAR ♥

BB, why you had to go and mention the Febreeze? I really would, you know, my pixie cut would be awesome and fragrant. Also, I did not know there was dirt in Arizona. God, and I am kind of worried about you now, please to not get amorous with strange... males (XD) at raves, or if you do at least let him buy you dinner first. SCORE ONE FOR ME AND MY PERSUASIVE WILES, NAO U WRITE MOAR M'KAY?

"Hey, have you got any E?" --> asklf;skakfjakf. Didn't copy and paste that keyboard mash, I swear.

Oh, by the way, I figured out why people can't cliff-dive on the East Coast. My geo prof gave me this bemused look and said, "We're not in a very techtonically active region, any outcrop of that sort has already been mostly weathered away, and anyway, you want to jump off something that rises straight up and not something like this," and made a slanted hand thing + sad face. LOL fanfic research.

[anonymous]

That was so incredibly perfect ohgod and I want to quote my favourite parts but there's too many. oh my god.

[miarr]

Hello, OP here, except obviously I'm not anon anymore, because in keeping with what kokanshu and all the rest said, HOLY SHIT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING PURE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE. I would keyboard mash except I'm too overwhelmed to even find the keys. Who are you, mysterious stranger, and may I please bear your children?

The story is so exactly everything I hoped it would be, plus three thousand metric tons of pure awesome. Moses on a stripper pole -- bookfaggotry. I just, I'm, I can't even. Hand gestures. I got nothing. Nothing. My words are lying dead in the Arizona dust. IN A CUDDLE PUDDLE, DAMNIT.

(The sex was scorching hot. And Twilight Trio were unexpectedly awesome. I want to see Pence daaance. Octopus heritage and IHOP blueberry syrup and I just -- verdammt, too bloody good. Also, Roxas the emobookfag and Axel the Austentine? FOR SO MUCH ABSOLUT CANON WIN.)

Plz to be revealing thyself so I can shower thee with love and glow-bracelets!

CRAZY RAVER LOVE,
miarr