Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme
KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME
Indexed at kh-kinkmeme
and on delicious here
Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
Indexed at kh-kinkmeme
and on delicious here
Rules:
1. Post a pairing plus a kink.
1a. One request per comment.
1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )
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Hey, hey-- calm down, don't have a cow man, chill out, relax, CHILL-AX. He gave him fair warning. Fair is fair is fair, amirite? 'Course I'm right. Always am. And I say he was fair, right, did no wrong other than maybe he should be more careful taking care of his clothes.
But he did give him a warning. I'm a man of my word. (Like the Joker, but with less pizazz.)
You see, Sora said, Sora told him, "If you pop that gum treat me like I'm a five-year oldlook at me with lusty eyes EvEr TaLk To Me LiKe ThAt AgAin Donald, one... more... time...
I'm going to kill you.
But he didn't say that you see. Not the killing part. Maybe not all the other parts, either, but I won't tell you which was true and which was lies, lies. But he didn't (cross my heart) say he'd kill the poor duck. Not aloud, not with his i see dead people voice ringing in the ears of the duck/dog/mouse/heartless. That wouldn't jive, wouldn't click, would be way too violent and upfront for a proper pretty Keyblade bearer ( ... )
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Speaking of sugar, Sora never thought duck would taste so... nice with a nice sweet sauce. Sweet sauce and a tortilla. Duck tacos.
His first bite into that meaty meaty meal was heavenly. Juices dribbling down his mouth and staining his shirt (his mom always made him wear a bib like a ba~aaby, but no more mommy darling) and him moaning OUT LOUD (what would the neighbors think?!?) because it was just that. damn. good ( ... )
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YOU WON. FOREVER.
I'M SWEEPING UP WHAT'S LEFT OF MY INNOCENCE AND LAUGHING MY WAY OUT THE DOOR
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but <3 and thank you!
you still have your innocence, even after the Axel/Polar bear? That pretty much took the rest of mine.
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That's it, stick a fork in me, I'm done. *waves white flag* I am officially a terrible human being.
Because I love this so much.
Is that Axel talking oh god crazy!Axel makes me kinda hot.
The absolute insanity of the speaker makes this horrifyingly fun to read. Gah. I need to go scrub my soul with bleach and then read this again.
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is it wrong that read "stick a fork in me" and thought of more vore?
mm-hmm, it was Axel... I left it up in the air in the story because it's a weird in-my-head canon Axel where he's reborn but loony as a bird since being a Nobody messes with your soullll and I didn't care to explain...
*hands you some bleach*
have fun, dear! and thanks again <3
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Aglksdjfj. Crazy!Axel and your explanation of such is bloody hot. *accepts bleach*
<3
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Here, have an internets. *passes a plate of internet* You win.
(Though really, you win in my book for crazy!Axel, because hodamn. I would hit that so fucking hard. But duck is tasty, mmhm.)
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forsrs.
marrymeplz.
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man, if I knew all I had to do to win the internet was kill (well, almost, he's not dead yet...) Donald Duck then I would've done it a long time ago.
i'm terrible with commitment. friends with benefits ok?
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