Meeting my Korean Friend
Yesterday, I went to meet my Korean friend that I met in Japan. He's traveling around in America since he graduated.
昨日、日本で知り合った韓国人に会ったで。もう卒業したから、アメリカを旅行中やって。
I don't have a car, so I had to take a bus and a train. But, when I got to the ATM, I forgot my PIN number. wtf? I had to go back home and asked my dad for 2 dollars, because I had to take the bus. My dad's a cheapskate, so he complained like he always does while searching his pocket for change. I got on the bus, went to the bank, and changed my PIN number to something easy to remember. I withdrew my money and headed for downtown Chicago.
自分の車を持ってへんから、バスと電車を乗り継いで行った。でも、ATMに近づいたとたんに、暗証番号を忘れてもーたで。あかんなぁ。俺ん家に帰って、「親父、２ドルくれへん？バスに乗りなあかんねん。」けちな親父は相変わらず、ポケットの中をさぐりながら愚痴ってた。バスに乗って、銀行へ行って、暗証番号を覚えやすくしたわ。お金を引き出して、ダウンタウンに向かって行った。
On the way, my brother called me. Since I was on the phone, I didn't pay attention to the people getting on the bus. When i got off the phone, there was a dark-skinned really fat woman with purple hair sitting across from me and staring at me. Being polite, I gave her a smile. But she must have misread my body language. Why you may ask? She tried seducing me!! She started swaying in her seat from side to side and licking her lips. WTF? Did she think that was sexy? It wasn't, it was disgusting. She made me feel nauseous, so I moved to the back of the bus.
途中、弟が電話してきた。会話中やから、乗り込んでる人のことを気にせえへんかった。電話を切ったら、俺の向かい側で紫色の髪をした、真っ黒でデブでブスな女の人が俺のことをジロジロ見てたわ。俺は礼儀正しいから、微笑んや。俺のボディランゲージ を勘違いしたようや。なぜなら、そいつは俺を口説こうとしてきたからやで。席で体を揺らしながら、くちびるを舐めてた。それ、セクシーなつもりなんか？きもいやんけ。吐き気がしたから、バスの後ろに移った。
I was supposed to meet my Korean friend at two o'clock, but he was late and I had to wait for an hour, so I killed some time at a bookstore. He finally called me, and we went to go eat some Chicago-style pizza. Asians get overwhelmed by American food, it seems. He asked me how to eat the pizza. Even though I told them it was obvious that we eat the pizza with our hands, He and the friends he brought along ate with a fork and knife. What weirdos lol.
韓国人の友達と２時に会う予定やったのに、一時間も待たされたわ。本屋で暇つぶしをした。やっと電話してきて、シカゴ風のピザを食った。やっぱし、アジア人はアメリカの食いもんに圧倒されるなぁ。「マット、どうやって食べんの？」って聞かれた。「当たりめーやろ？手で食うに決まっとるわ!!」って答えたのに、友達や彼の知り合いはフォークとナイフを使った。変なやつらｗｗ
Oh yeah, I tried speaking a little bit of Korean. I greeted and introduced myself to his friends. Seeing them surprised made me feel wonderful lol.
そういえば、俺はちょっとだけ、韓国語を話してみた。友達の知り合いに韓国語で挨拶した。彼らに驚かせたから、気分は良かったわ。
Yesterday was fun♫
昨日は楽しかったで
Oh, and if you thought my Japanese is weird, it's because I wrote it in Kansai-ben (the dialect used in Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto). I usually use the version found in Osaka♪
昨日、日本で知り合った韓国人に会ったで。もう卒業したから、アメリカを旅行中やって。
I don't have a car, so I had to take a bus and a train. But, when I got to the ATM, I forgot my PIN number. wtf? I had to go back home and asked my dad for 2 dollars, because I had to take the bus. My dad's a cheapskate, so he complained like he always does while searching his pocket for change. I got on the bus, went to the bank, and changed my PIN number to something easy to remember. I withdrew my money and headed for downtown Chicago.
自分の車を持ってへんから、バスと電車を乗り継いで行った。でも、ATMに近づいたとたんに、暗証番号を忘れてもーたで。あかんなぁ。俺ん家に帰って、「親父、２ドルくれへん？バスに乗りなあかんねん。」けちな親父は相変わらず、ポケットの中をさぐりながら愚痴ってた。バスに乗って、銀行へ行って、暗証番号を覚えやすくしたわ。お金を引き出して、ダウンタウンに向かって行った。
On the way, my brother called me. Since I was on the phone, I didn't pay attention to the people getting on the bus. When i got off the phone, there was a dark-skinned really fat woman with purple hair sitting across from me and staring at me. Being polite, I gave her a smile. But she must have misread my body language. Why you may ask? She tried seducing me!! She started swaying in her seat from side to side and licking her lips. WTF? Did she think that was sexy? It wasn't, it was disgusting. She made me feel nauseous, so I moved to the back of the bus.
途中、弟が電話してきた。会話中やから、乗り込んでる人のことを気にせえへんかった。電話を切ったら、俺の向かい側で紫色の髪をした、真っ黒でデブでブスな女の人が俺のことをジロジロ見てたわ。俺は礼儀正しいから、微笑んや。俺のボディランゲージ を勘違いしたようや。なぜなら、そいつは俺を口説こうとしてきたからやで。席で体を揺らしながら、くちびるを舐めてた。それ、セクシーなつもりなんか？きもいやんけ。吐き気がしたから、バスの後ろに移った。
I was supposed to meet my Korean friend at two o'clock, but he was late and I had to wait for an hour, so I killed some time at a bookstore. He finally called me, and we went to go eat some Chicago-style pizza. Asians get overwhelmed by American food, it seems. He asked me how to eat the pizza. Even though I told them it was obvious that we eat the pizza with our hands, He and the friends he brought along ate with a fork and knife. What weirdos lol.
韓国人の友達と２時に会う予定やったのに、一時間も待たされたわ。本屋で暇つぶしをした。やっと電話してきて、シカゴ風のピザを食った。やっぱし、アジア人はアメリカの食いもんに圧倒されるなぁ。「マット、どうやって食べんの？」って聞かれた。「当たりめーやろ？手で食うに決まっとるわ!!」って答えたのに、友達や彼の知り合いはフォークとナイフを使った。変なやつらｗｗ
Oh yeah, I tried speaking a little bit of Korean. I greeted and introduced myself to his friends. Seeing them surprised made me feel wonderful lol.
そういえば、俺はちょっとだけ、韓国語を話してみた。友達の知り合いに韓国語で挨拶した。彼らに驚かせたから、気分は良かったわ。
Yesterday was fun♫
昨日は楽しかったで
Click to viewOh, and if you thought my Japanese is weird, it's because I wrote it in Kansai-ben (the dialect used in Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto). I usually use the version found in Osaka♪