My bad vision makes me happy

[kokuraz]

So I was in the Kmart Pharmacy waiting in line and I notice the shelf full of condoms there. I figure I need something to entertain my puny little brain so I figure I should study up on my condom types. I don't really want to go up to the stand examining them so I try to read the boxes from a distance. I could pretty much just read Trojan and a

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[poems_for]

emily you doofus.

[themangoalie]

yay for ogreslayer condoms!!!

[nortagemdar]

One time at my parent's house I was flippin through the channels (because what am i supposed to do, hang out with the family? ha!) and I saw what I thought said Penis from Heaven... I re-read it because certainly that couldn't be right, and then I thought it said Panties from Heaven... but in the end, when I got a lil closer, it was simply Pennies from Heaven. Good thing I have glasses now, so at least I don't make such secret, embarrasing mistakes these days.