haha sweet!

Oct 09, 2005 20:33



Alfred Hitchcock
Your film will be 52% romantic, 38% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 50 million budget.

One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct ( Read more... )

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killthehelpless October 10 2005, 00:54:38 UTC
i miss u sir

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alexbiscuit October 10 2005, 01:16:55 UTC
137% total?

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kokushibyou October 10 2005, 04:39:44 UTC
hahaha I guess?

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woot, lookie who i got! prescilla_bean October 10 2005, 03:38:10 UTC


John Waters

Your film will be 73% romantic, 51% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.

Filmography: Hairspray, Cry Baby, Pecker, A Dirty Shame, Serial Mom,
Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho, and more.
Hopefully your entire life happened in Baltimore, Maryland, because
that is where your life story will take place with John Waters at the
helm. Your mother will be played either by a large transvestite or
Kathleen Turner ... oh, the levels of irony! Anyway, we hope your life
was full of pleasant scents because your movie will be released in
Smell-O-Vision like his movie Polyester (1981), but will likely not
have any dog-poop-eating such as in Pink Flamingos (1972). Johnny Depp
will play your uncle.


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Re: woot, lookie who i got! kokushibyou October 10 2005, 04:39:02 UTC
That's awesome

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Re: woot, lookie who i got! prescilla_bean October 10 2005, 05:06:58 UTC
hah, i figure with John Waters it's gonna be one hell of a life story. =P

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rh0ndabear October 10 2005, 04:08:40 UTC
who cares about how WE are..
where the fuck have you been

hahah

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kokushibyou October 10 2005, 04:38:14 UTC
All over and missing some friends such as yourself, you crazy lady you

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shotup October 10 2005, 04:56:58 UTC
i see you, but not nearly as much as i should :\

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kokushibyou October 10 2005, 05:03:36 UTC
I agree!

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