Alfred Hitchcock
Your film will be 52% romantic, 38% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 50 million budget.
One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct
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John Waters
Your film will be 73% romantic, 51% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.
Filmography: Hairspray, Cry Baby, Pecker, A Dirty Shame, Serial Mom,
Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho, and more.
Hopefully your entire life happened in Baltimore, Maryland, because
that is where your life story will take place with John Waters at the
helm. Your mother will be played either by a large transvestite or
Kathleen Turner ... oh, the levels of irony! Anyway, we hope your life
was full of pleasant scents because your movie will be released in
Smell-O-Vision like his movie Polyester (1981), but will likely not
have any dog-poop-eating such as in Pink Flamingos (1972). Johnny Depp
will play your uncle.
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where the fuck have you been
hahah
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