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Nov 23, 2004 16:11

Girlfriend Application ( Read more... )

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prescilla_bean November 23 2004, 16:19:11 UTC
ya know.. under different circumstances i might have.. alas... things happen, eh? ^_^ good luck with your applications!

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kokushibyou November 23 2004, 18:42:15 UTC
You never know....things can change, but since you are so happy I hope they do not :)

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hurtgeneration November 23 2004, 16:46:55 UTC
Name: Sarah
Age: 15
Birthday: June 24, 1989
Location: here...
Sexual Preference: men
Height: 5'6?
Weight: 110
Body Type: oh..you know?
Eye color: greenish blueish
Hair Color: brown
Favorite Bands: lots..
Favorite Movies: Napolean Dynamite, Love Actually, Drop Dead Gorgeous, etc.
Religion: Catholic
Smoke?: occasionally
Drink?: sometimes
Drive?: yeah..well no..not legally
Job?: not a current one.
Piercings?: 8
Where?: ears
Tatoos?: no sir
Where?:
Why Are you Applying?: because you seemed like you needed a comment with this?
One special thing about you: um, I can see dead people
One special thing about me: you're Chris! and that makes you very special =] <33
Your favorite body part on me: eyes?
Would you want me in your bed why/why not: um, possibly? my bed's comfy?

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kokushibyou November 23 2004, 18:44:26 UTC
haha sold, thanks for replying....;)

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sweetbirdofprey November 23 2004, 21:29:56 UTC
Name:Cara Lyn Johnson
Age:18
Birthday:April 11, 1986
Location:Grand Rapids, MI
Sexual Preference:whoever
Height:5'6"
Weight:120 lbs.
Body Type:girl
Eye color:blue
Hair Color:red
Favorite Bands:walls of jericho, poe, alkaline trio
Favorite Movies:wizard of oz
Religion:spiritualist
Smoke?:no
Drink?:no
Drive?:yes
Job?:Starbucks
Piercings?:yes
Where?:ears, nose, soon my nipples
Tattoos?:yes
Where?:star on hand, female symbol on inside of my lip
Why Are you Applying?:you asked
One special thing about you:you are genuinely wonderful person who i wish i could see more often
One special thing about me:i miss you
Your favorite body part on me:your eyes
Would you want me in your bed why/why not:yes, i like to cuddle

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kokushibyou November 24 2004, 03:12:10 UTC
"Ahhh.....well everything looks great on here, when would you be available for an interview?"

PS - I miss you too, you could also probably see me more often but I never have any idea where you are :)

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Not from Me.. for girl that I'M HOOKING YOU UP WITH BITCH!.. Plus, this one ain't "jail-bait" leokitty02 November 24 2004, 15:32:30 UTC
Name: Tammy ( ... )

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Re: Not from Me.. for girl that I'M HOOKING YOU UP WITH BITCH!.. Plus, this one ain't "jail-bait" kokushibyou November 25 2004, 01:56:22 UTC
Thankies Ashley, you're a peach....an evil peach(if such a thing exists)

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Re: Not from Me.. for girl that I'M HOOKING YOU UP WITH BITCH!.. Plus, this one ain't "jail-bait" leokitty02 November 25 2004, 16:46:32 UTC
REALLY?! An evil peach!!! lol! Sweet!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY CHRIS!

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seanplaysbass November 24 2004, 17:00:09 UTC
Sean Lee
20
02-29-84
Skeetown
Passionate
6'3"
190
Mine
Brown
Brown
Not going to list
Ditto
Ignostic
Fire?
Eat?
An oldsmobile
Vet Tech
once
what, when, why?
no
applying for what, oh yeah
i'm me
you're you
my nuts on your chin
no, i hear that you snore, er sumthin'. that was fun.

did i get the job?

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kokushibyou November 24 2004, 17:15:35 UTC
Ohhhhhh I am sorry, while the "my nuts on your chin" was a good response, you do not qualify. My application requires the possesion of a vagina. Thanks for your time ....haha

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robannon November 28 2004, 06:23:44 UTC
oh come now, he had the best answers!

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