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[kol_shevik]

[This message will be left on every phone - Why bother filtering against Drones?]

...Who has turned off weather?

Ну! Milk and snow.

Привет!
I have proclamation for town of Mayfield, so please listen carefully! America has failed to protect his town from punishments and crimes against new citizens, Germany would have you be obedient to those who

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[fastfoodhero]

My own border!?

[filtered] RACKENFRACKEN COMMIES.

[kol_shevik]

It is nice gift, isn't it? Now you do not have to be so confused about whether or not Mayfield is yours.

It isn't.

[filtered] WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS THIS.

[fastfoodhero]

But Mayfield isn't mine -- I'm sure of that much.

[A pause.] This is the weirdest gift I've gotten in years!

[filtered] THE BEST ONE EVER, THAT IS WHAT.

[kol_shevik]

Oh good, we are on same page! My present is already helpful.

Да, I like it too.

[filtered] GET OUT, RUSSIA. GET OUT.

[fastfoodhero]

I wouldn't exactly say that I like it, but . . . [A gift's a gift, so what's there to say?]

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[kol_shevik]

Ну! You do not like it? I am deeply saddened by this. Would you like it closer to your house so you may admire it more?

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[fastfoodhero]

I didn't say I don't like it, so that's not necessary! I can't really put it into words, that's all.

[filtered] They're just feelings. They'll heal. ;_________;

[kol_shevik]

...and soon I will have to find New Year's gifts! New dates for holidays are very confusing.

[filtered] ;~;

[fastfoodhero]

Oh, yeah. If Independence Day turned into Christmas, I wonder if that means the date's actually changed.

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[kol_shevik]

Maybe I will let America become one with Russia for New Year~

Date is not important. I would only like to know who has messed with weather.

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[fastfoodhero]

Become one with you?

You like it better warm, Russia?

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[kol_shevik]

You acknowledge Russia as sole Superpower of world and then come live at my house! Even better present than this one.

...Who doesn't~? Is not important. I am used to snow.

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[fastfoodhero]

. . . Nope!

I guess it did get a little cold too fast, though.

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[kol_shevik]

Sorry, I was putting hands over ears and could not hear you!

Really? I did not notice how it is bright and sunny one day and below freezing this morning! Ну, what next? Being stuck in town full of empty drones and no way out? Poison being delivered to doorstep? America actually listens to what others are saying?

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[fastfoodhero]

. . . You've been a little off lately, you know that?

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[kol_shevik]

Why do you say that? Are we not friends?