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[kol_shevik]

[For the past two days, 1444 Mitchell Road may have noticed Russia acting...oddly. I mean moreso than normal-oddly. Writing something over and over on whatever paper he can find, and stuffing them into envelopes and eating all of that candy in the house. It's a huge pile No you aren't allowed to see it don't touch it--

Until now at least. Because

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[supersizedpower]

[reads

is horrified

mails copies to England, Lithuania, and, oh yeah, Russia.]

[supersizedpower]

[O-oh my.

Well.

That is certainly a good deal for some sexy capitalist ladies

Puts the ad on Maya's nightstand and goes to watch some more Lone Ranger.]

[is_an_island]

[Gets up in the morning, stretches, makes breakfast for his family. Makes sure his daughters go to school properly, sits down with the newspaper, sips his tea, eats his rock-scones. Embroiders a little, decides to go outside, check the mail--

Finds a pile of 98 chain letter, 1 tear-stained chain letter, three letters barely visible through thick clots of ink, one written in ketchup, one in threatening block letters, one half written in ketchup that trails off, a flayer for a sale, a coupon for cereal, and a good deal for some sexy capitalist ladies.

Goes back into the house for salt.

Tosses salt onto the pile.

Turns back to the house and decides to just leave this matter alone.

thanks guys

thanks]

[is_an_island]

[j/k suddenly grabs a legible copy and

sends to Russia, America, and Lithuania

just in case]