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[Russia, the drunken neighborhood recluse, normally could be satisfied by just tormenting a few innocent unlucky Soviet Republics, getting all up in his neighbor's business, and leaving ten billion slurred and vaguely threatening messages on America's phone. The weather was just too hot, too American, too Capitalist.
Of course, Christmastime always got him riled up. Something about disgusting consumerist habits and snow had your favorite Communist up-and-at-'em and...]
Cookies, parties and gifts, comrades?
America's children are more pathetic every year. Is like watching farm animal grow into the mud it wallows in, saying it likes feeling of rolling in own filth.
[...tearing down your Christmas decorations. So sorry.]
Should throw yoke while still have chance, Да?
Of course, Christmastime always got him riled up. Something about disgusting consumerist habits and snow had your favorite Communist up-and-at-'em and...]
Cookies, parties and gifts, comrades?
America's children are more pathetic every year. Is like watching farm animal grow into the mud it wallows in, saying it likes feeling of rolling in own filth.
[...tearing down your Christmas decorations. So sorry.]
Should throw yoke while still have chance, Да?