[пятнадцать]

[kol_shevik]

[Over the phone comes a woman's voice. It may sound familiar. It may not. It sounds a bit...generated...

It may have a Belarussian accent. Red is your favorite Commie's voice.]

I only wish to be friends, brother.

I will respect your personal boundaries and stay within the confines of my own home unless you wish to see me--

[a rewinding sound]

--stay within the confines of my own home--

[a rewinding sound]

--the confines of my own home--

[a fastforwarding sound]

I believe windows and doors are very precious and should not be broken.

I will not kill other citizens and I will love brother respectfully at a good distance away, but only in the proper manner.

[a rewinding sound]

--but only in the proper manner

[a rewinding sound]

--only in the proper manner.

I will cease communications with all no-good Capitalists--

[a rewinding sound]

--no-good Capitalists--

[a rewinding sound]

--communications with no-good Capitalists and will treat the neighbors as my Brother asks.

Under no circumstances will I force my sibling to consume stationary.

[a rewinding sound]

--consume stationary.

I will not use drain-cleaner in the tea.

I know nothing about fro-- [a click.]

Ah-- phone should not be o--!

[It cuts off. That was not the sound of sniffling you heard all through this.]