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kol_shevik

[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

Feb 14, 2010 17:57

[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.

Learn them.

ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]

Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has ( Read more... )

it kind of burns my eyes, the worst post, the yandere is all-natural, becomeonebecomeonebecomeone, you gonna get married

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windmill February 15 2010, 06:39:45 UTC

If you need someone to perform the ceremony and make it official and shit, I can do it. [BECAUSE GAY MARRIAGE IS HIS THING AND THIS IS

JUST

GREAT]

so glorious [1/2] kol_shevik February 15 2010, 06:42:24 UTC

marriedmarriedmarriedmarriedmarriedmarried

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 06:43:06 UTC

Да, that would be nice, comrade~

DAT WEDDING... windmill February 15 2010, 06:43:58 UTC

Great! When's it takin' place? I'll find a nice suit.

HNNNNNG kol_shevik February 15 2010, 06:46:22 UTC

Right now. Anywhere. Will be marriedmarriedmarried.

Should not even bother with suit.

CRYING SO MUCH windmill February 15 2010, 06:47:46 UTC

Right now? Well, I guess-- where are you? ...Are you doing some kinda nudist wedding? That's alright with me, but it's a bit cold outside.

are they tears of joy at the beauty kol_shevik February 15 2010, 06:51:09 UTC

Ah-- at lake in park! Have found canoe, because America was wanting boat for marriage, Russia does not know why is very strange but is only one of many endearing faults of foolish Capitalist so Russia supposes can have boat--

...Should wear clothes, comrade. At least pants.

flowing freely down my face windmill February 15 2010, 06:54:47 UTC

Lake, then. You sure you don't need a little more time to, uh, invite people or anything? [HE NEEDS AT LEAST TEN MINUTES TO SMOKE SOMETHING IN PREPARATION....]

rivers of pure love kol_shevik February 15 2010, 06:59:31 UTC

Have America! Have Lithunia! Have Canoe! Is all that is needed! Show up now or Russia will be forced to come find Netherlands himself.

swim in them, fatty windmill February 15 2010, 07:05:07 UTC

[there is something vaguely terrifying about that tone

he'll just pop some antidepressants on the way there]

Hah

ha

Alright.

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 07:09:33 UTC

[The happy couple will be waiting patiently down at the lake, along with dual best man Lithuania!]

I'M CRYING WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING LMFAO windmill February 15 2010, 07:11:17 UTC

[NETHERLANDS SHOWS UP!! With pants on. Actually he has a whole outfit on. Good for him. He smells kind of like chemicals, though. And he's giving this whole... vision... a look because there is something seriously wrong but

WHATEVER MAN he's too high to care]

So!

REVENGE, SISTER-HITTER-ONNER kol_shevik February 15 2010, 07:17:59 UTC

[haha patience what is that

hahaha

holding America's hand huffpuff]

Marriage.

SHE TRIED TO MARRY ME MAN windmill February 15 2010, 07:19:41 UTC

[Kind of

takes a step back from Russia hahaha that made all the colorful lights in his vision start spinning oh here come the rats again]

Right... right now, huh... [c-clears his throat]

MARRIAGE EVERYWHERE stateofworry February 15 2010, 07:24:49 UTC

[straightens his tie awkwardly yes he put on a suit]

Ah, p-please, Mr. Russia, don't threaten the... priest...?

IT IS BEAUTIFUL supersizedpower February 15 2010, 07:26:47 UTC

Yeah, we have to hurry. Before anyone can even try to stop us from being together...

No one can keep that from happening!

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