Comments | kol_shevik: [obligatory drunken antics post;]

kol_shevik

[obligatory drunken antics post;]

Jul 30, 2010 00:04

[ Over the course of the afternoon, Russia has called you, your neighbor, and your mother's sister's dog. 20 times each. Then ten more times just to make sure. Half of the messages are simply heavy breathing.

Five minutes of heavy breathing into the phone. On your answering machine. Now that he's drunk enough to completely knock out his ( Read more... )

shoulda left my phone at home, this is a disastuh, stop callin stop callin

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wise_king July 30 2010, 04:20:53 UTC

Poor, poor...Russia, was it? Might I have a name first. Calling you Russia is rather awkward.

Still, what unsightly behavior.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 04:27:01 UTC

Then should not watch, comrade. Only listen, like Russia has told you to do.

wise_king July 30 2010, 04:27:54 UTC

Then let me listen to your name. You can call me Merem, if it's a trade you seek.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 04:38:02 UTC

You are promising not to put Russia's name on any lists? Or on any tickets to Siberia?

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convallariaceae July 30 2010, 04:28:39 UTC

Dear, dear Russia. What are you going on about in such a drunken state?

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 04:39:31 UTC

Russia does not remember.

convallariaceae July 30 2010, 04:42:30 UTC

Does something have you upset?

You sounded a bit...distraught.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 04:51:38 UTC

Russia was just thinking that it is very rude for a comrade to leave his annoying face here for Russia, while taking his mind with him.

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working_is_hard July 30 2010, 04:34:09 UTC

Knows how it feels. Pakis-tan is still droned, afu.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 04:43:59 UTC

Russia has tried fixing them, but they are always very stubborn.

working_is_hard July 30 2010, 04:58:20 UTC

That never works....

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 05:03:22 UTC

Will worker harder! And keep them much closer next time.

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iinchoucat July 30 2010, 05:03:53 UTC

[She is just listening in, feeling rather sad herself now after hearing all of that. In a way, Hanekawa sympathizes with him.]

Russia. [the tone is very soft.] Relax a little.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 05:19:25 UTC

If Russia is not keeping eyes very close on his allies, they will try and slip away again.

iinchoucat July 30 2010, 08:09:03 UTC

...Yes that's true. If you don't keep a close eye on someone they normally can get away from you very quickly. [in a matter of a few days quickly for her...] Sometimes you should let them go though. Even if it hurts.

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 17:03:42 UTC

But is very silly of them to want to leave. They are already knowing that they will all become one with Russia in the end. Will always come back.

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hisonlytruth July 30 2010, 05:05:55 UTC

...Um, is there something the matter, sir?

kol_shevik July 30 2010, 05:20:42 UTC

The vodka in tiny baby town is being terrible.