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[kol_shevik]

 . . . Why is Russia's house being full of guns? 

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[anastynastya]

Because everyone in America has them. Or at least that's what someone told me.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is thinking perhaps everyone in America is putting theirs in Russia's house. Who is keeping rifle in the shower?

[anastynastya]

Are the houses even big enough to hold that many guns?

[kol_shevik]

Mm, probably not. Perhaps if Russia is taking out one of the walls?

[supersizedpower]

I don't even care.

[Not going to ask for his guns back gdit just going to buy more]

[kol_shevik]

Is a very odd gift, Америка! Should be more sensitive next time. And not leave them stuffed under Russia's mattress.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, I didn't want those anymore, but I figured they're better than any weapons you have.

[kol_shevik]

Little daughter is already finding them very useful as toys.

[is_an_island]

That's another of those things I don't want to hear in the morning.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is very sorry that little England must hear the sound of his own voice in mornings. And afternoons.

And nights.

Must be very terrible.

[is_an_island]

The sound of my melodious and beautiful tone is extremely pleasing, you fucking prat.

I just don't want to hear your voice in the morning saying something like that. You know how it is. Or you don't, because you're stupid. Either way.

[kol_shevik]

Should not use such dirty language.