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[kol_shevik]

 [ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!

I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker

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[redrival]

[Silver just. Watches. For several minutes, before actually inquiring.]

...What are you doing?

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps Santa Claus is not portrayed as fat and bourgeoise as he is needing to be.

[redrival]

Your grammar is wrong.

[kol_shevik]

Is being perfect. There is nothing wrong with Russia's poster.

Poster #1, naturally!

[vaimoksein]

[Just staring at that horrific poster. And debating on whether or not to talk to the Russian putting up posters on the other end of the street.]

SANTA SMACKDOWN

[kol_shevik]

[THROWS A BUNCH INTO THE STREET

FAT CAPITALIST SANTA

EVERYWHERE]

CAN WE HAVE AN ELF FIGHT NOW

[vaimoksein]

[Casually rips down the flier. And the one on the next telephone pole over. And the one across the street.]

[kol_shevik]

Ah, little Finland is right! There are not enough here!

[PASTES UP TWICE AS MANY.]

[friendly_ghosts]

What are you doing?

[kol_shevik]

Russia is educated masses!

[friendly_ghosts]

[She.... does not understand most of those posters. The last two make the most sense. Sorta..]

Is someone trying to steal your Christmas presents?

[That is a truly heinous crime. Mindy can't think of a more horrible thing to do.]

[supersizedpower]

[Hngh, he'll be looking at the posters, planning on removing them since this is obviously Vietnam's doing. Text?]

[kol_shevik]

[Makes a giant paste-ball out of one of them.

Throws it at America's head.]

Poster 3 of course.

[zombee_slayer]

[Stares at the lady showing skin.] ...Nice.

[kol_shevik]

Is being good to hear to that not all foolish Mayfield children are weak to Capitalist folly!

[zombee_slayer]

The hell are you talking about I am a Capitalist dumb ass.

[kol_shevik]

Oh? You are speaking about Russia's poster designs? Worked very hard on them.