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[kol_shevik]

Is not as if Russia is caring at all that none of his comrades were even bothering to be trying to wake him up for his birthday. Again. Or New Year's. Again.

And is not being angry at all to be waking up covered in strange posters. And is not upset at all that heart seems to have been falling out again somewhere. And is not feeling irritated in any

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[lotuslife]

[B...BAWW... YOU'RE BACK... and she's a bit happy but not too happy okay.]

Comrade...!

[lotuslife]

A-ah. I tried... tried to wake you, to- oh-

I informed the people of... important... infor...

[lotuslife]

[hrrrrngh]

I'll make you dinner today. Is that all right? I'm sorry I missed your birthday.

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[kol_shevik]

Poster is being extremely terrible. Having no sense of design. Also grammar is being very bad--

[armywithcountry]

[There is LOUD CACKLING and then a click.]

[kol_shevik]

[CALLING THE FUCK BACK BITCH, PICK UP THE T-T-T-TELEPHONE.]

[armywithcountry]

[STOP T-T-TELEPHONIN' ME, I'M BUSY

BUSY GETTING DRUNK AND DRIVING AROUND IN YOUR TANK

Well, no, maybe he has just a little bit of time to spare a parting shot.]

By the way, she likes me more!

[kol_shevik]

Do not be touching her! She is innocent!

[motheringnation]

[At your house, hugging you.]

Brother! You are back! I knew you would be!

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Was Russia really even leaving?

[motheringnation]

I don't know but you weren't acting normal!

I'v been over here everyday since and you didn't even know what I was talking about!

[Sniff. Oh wait, still have you in death-hug. Lets go.]

Ah, you missed your birthday and our Christmas. So-

[Have a gift being pushed into your face.]

Happy birthday!

[kol_shevik]

[SHOVES IT BACK.]

Russia has already said is not wanting gifts because is not caring at all about birthday even smallest amount.

[zombee_slayer]

Ah, and here I was hoping to hear some tears come from a commie.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is never crying. Crying is for little babies.

[zombee_slayer]

Or for the Red menace.

[kol_shevik]

Well Russia is feeling very sorry for poor little menace then, but he is having nothing to do with glorious Russia who works hard for the people and is menacing no one at all.

[supersizedpower]

Wow, that sucks!

When it was my birthday, everybody came to my house for a big party.

[kol_shevik]

Ah? Really? Russia does not remember. Was too busy having good time and celebrating the day of Traffic Policemen.

. . . Was hoping you would be dead by time Russia woke up.

[supersizedpower]

Nope.

Still here. Wanna make something of it?

[kol_shevik]

Да.

Can be delivering promise to Russia as gift.