Comments | kol_shevik: [Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

kol_shevik

[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

Feb 14, 2010 17:57

[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.

Learn them.

ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]

Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has ( Read more... )

it kind of burns my eyes, the worst post, the yandere is all-natural, becomeonebecomeonebecomeone, you gonna get married

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when_in_me February 14 2010, 23:01:25 UTC

[This is

the best day ever.

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:03:39 UTC

Should not laugh in face of Russia's pure love.

when_in_me February 14 2010, 23:07:51 UTC

I'm laughing out of pure joy, believe me! But I think you should do more than that if you really want America to love you. Perhaps I could help you compose a song!

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:09:42 UTC

Ah-- Does little Rome think Russia's confession is not enough? Have even saved self for marriage so will be perfect Union and America will fight Russia forever and will be beautiful forbidden love across Iron Curtain.

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snapshot_brat February 14 2010, 23:03:09 UTC

Oh wow, that's great!

I get to be a bridesmaid, right? Unless neither of you are going to be the bride. Then I want to be a flower girl.

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:04:25 UTC

Do you think Russia will look nice in dress?

[1/2] snapshot_brat February 14 2010, 23:17:24 UTC

[2/2] snapshot_brat February 14 2010, 23:17:51 UTC

You're a boy.

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motheringnation February 14 2010, 23:03:44 UTC

....[just getting over yandere stalking]

B..brother?

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:04:57 UTC

Sister can come to wedding too, but is not allowed to have Plus-One.

motheringnation February 14 2010, 23:09:06 UTC

Wedding...

Oh...would love to come to wedding. ...

...

Brother is getting married?

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:11:47 UTC

Union of American and Russian Soviet Socialist Republics~!

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he_aintheavy February 14 2010, 23:04:27 UTC

Do not understand.

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:06:02 UTC

...Sister must wear tape over mouth during ceremony, because will not have beautiful wedding interrupted by Objections.

he_aintheavy February 14 2010, 23:08:01 UTC

Brother will only marry sister.

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:10:38 UTC

Sister is uninvited from wedding, but may attend reception if brings nice covered dish.

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supersizedpower February 14 2010, 23:24:25 UTC

R...really?

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:47:39 UTC

Russia does not lie!

...This time is not lie!

supersizedpower February 14 2010, 23:48:30 UTC

Well...you'd have to give up communism.

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:55:23 UTC

нет. Is America that is giving up disgusting Capitalism first.

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