[двадцать один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- is very embarrassing for it to be out on display like this.

Has anyone seen a heart that is not belonging to them? Could perhaps return to Russia now, окей?

[Awkward throat clearing okay here we go.] ...Please do not be getting it dirty. Is difficult to wash.

Comments

[motheringnation]

[trying not to sigh, brother take better care of yourself]

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Brother has lost heart again?

[kol_shevik]

Is not losing! Have only put it somewhere where Russia cannot remember.

[motheringnation]

Really brother.

....where is the last place you remember having it?

[kol_shevik]

...Cannot remember that at moment either. Give one minute to think.

[convallariaceae]

Oh, a human heart?

If I see it I'll be sure to return it to you.

[kol_shevik]

Not human. Russia's.

[convallariaceae]

I'm pretty sure your body wouldn't be able to survive without a heart, dear.

[kol_shevik]

...Why not? Russia feels fine now.

[redemptionblade]

No kidding? I've lost a hand.

Maybe it's a conspiracy.

[kol_shevik]

[CONSPIRACY? I DO CONSPIRACY WELL.]

Stealing parts of body from comrades?

[redemptionblade]

Sure. I mean technically it wasn't my hand, but that shit's all relative.

They might be using em to build a golem secret weapon, you know, like a mutant.

[kol_shevik]

Using Russia's heart? Will crush them before can strike again.

[working_is_hard]

Heart...belong to....

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[kol_shevik]

Belongs to Russia! So should make sure is Russia's heart.

[working_is_hard]

How did you loose it?

Do you mean that you are sad, afu?

[kol_shevik]

...Is something to be sad about?

[ra_ra_razputin]

I haven't seen any hearts lying around, but I'll keep an eye out!

How'd you lose a heart, anyway? ...You didn't sneeze it out, did you?

[kol_shevik]

Sometimes is just falling out on own. Might have sneezed too hard! Yours does not do that, comrade?

[ra_ra_razputin]

This one time, I sneezed my brain out. I've never heard of a vital organ just falling out before, though.

[kol_shevik]

Should cover nose when sneezing to keep comrades safe and healthy and not covered in brains!

...and is perfectly normal to Russia.