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kol_shevik

[двадцать два]

Mar 21, 2010 22:15

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worst reference ever, prize non-refundable, there is no prize actually, goebbels was a dick, same headlines for 15 years, i can make bad puns too, get the reference win a prize

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clockwrkangel March 22 2010, 02:21:41 UTC

[Becca looks out the front window and sees someone putting something on a board into the lawn, so she comes outside, curious.]

Uh...hello?

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:05:33 UTC

[Hammering away. Cheerfully. Also extremely loudly.]

Привет, comrade!

clockwrkangel March 22 2010, 08:37:59 UTC

Priiv-yeet? [Now really confused!]

What's that?

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 01:41:11 UTC

Is easy. Hello.

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he_aintheavy March 22 2010, 02:41:07 UTC

[watching enviously as brother nails in a board on Filthy Neighbor(TM)'s yard.]

Brother can put one on yard.

Brother can live on yard forever.

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:06:44 UTC

[Protectively holds up sign.

Like a shield.]

But sister should already know these things.

he_aintheavy March 22 2010, 05:08:44 UTC

Is good reminder to world.

Brother should come on lawn.

Have watered lawn in wait of brother.

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:22:50 UTC

Brother is fine on this side of street!

Much safer.

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let's try this since I am full of HTML fail freakinblur March 22 2010, 03:12:11 UTC

[Yeah, Scout is SO not having that, so any near his house, and others he can get his mitts on, are defaced thusly:]

( ... )

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:10:20 UTC

[Russia returns

and fixes them.

( ... )

freakinblur March 22 2010, 11:34:43 UTC

[Well you're not leaving him much room on there to re-deface it, so at this point he'll just yank them down. He'll do it in plain sight if you're around, too, cuz he's a dick like that.][

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 01:44:20 UTC

[Hey guess what Russia is kind of a dick too and when you've got your skinny BLU back turned he will promptly be attempting to smash one of the signs right over your head]

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windmill March 22 2010, 03:39:35 UTC

[moves it onto the neighbor's lawn.]

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:11:26 UTC

Is good to share the news, comrade!

[Plastering one

onto your window]

windmill March 22 2010, 09:06:15 UTC

[takes it off

folds it into some kind of weird windmill-shaped thing

returns it to Russia]

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 01:46:13 UTC

[...Promptly unfolds because Russia does not appreciate art that is not absinthe-fueled color ravings or box-shaped.]

Ruining the message.

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bloodon_myknife March 22 2010, 03:40:19 UTC

[Well this can't end well. Sniper would follow behind Russia, one house back on Williams Street and start collecting these signs. Always letting Russia stay one house ahead as Sniper yanked them down.]

kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:12:58 UTC

[Oh hell no.

Going turning around slowly beginning to kolkolkolkol waiting waiting forever for Sniper to catch up.]

bloodon_myknife March 22 2010, 10:57:25 UTC

[Blinky. Well Sniper was good at one thing and that is staying back so he kinda stood one house down waiting. This guy gave him the creeps and he didn't even know why! Muttering to himself.]

Keep it together Sniper, you've stared down a maniac with a flamethrower before. This is just a passive aggressive action, nothing to worry about.

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 01:48:42 UTC

[Walks up all friendly neighbor smiles.

Also tapping a hammer against one hand in a completely non-threatening gesture.]

If you are wishing to help, comrade, only need to ask!

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