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numanstan March 22 2010, 05:25:19 UTC
[Vince stops and reads it-- it's a lot of words, it'll take a while.] ... Why're you copyin' him?

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:27:28 UTC
Russia would never follow in footsteps of foolish tiny nation.

Is only expressing disgust at silliness of town's children to elect him to false position of power. And is also disgusted by stupid expression on his face.

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numanstan March 22 2010, 05:32:36 UTC
[Looks at Russia... Looks at the sign... Back to Russia.] I don't think we're talkin' 'bout the same guy here, mate! I ain't talkin' 'bout America; I'm talkin' 'bout the one with the voice actin'. Why're you copyin' him? [Copying is vry srs bsns in Vince-land.]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:38:15 UTC
Voice acting? ...Russia thought slogan was very creative is like 'parody,' Да? Who is saying these things first? And why are they not saying them louder?

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kleinefurstin March 22 2010, 05:37:06 UTC
[Will just let it stick around in the yard

maybe the dog will pee on it]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:44:24 UTC
[Knocking

on the kitchen window.]

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kleinefurstin March 22 2010, 06:05:30 UTC
...

[The window opens, and a couple cookies covered by a papertowel are shoved out before the window is quickly shut.

Maybe bribing the fat kid will work?]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 06:39:49 UTC
[OKAY FINE YOUR HOUSE REMAINS SAFE FOR NOW.

Instead he takes the cookies and scrawls the slogan again on the napkin before leaving it on the windowsill I feel like today we have made a connection.]

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spiritsmoking March 22 2010, 05:46:17 UTC
[damn it Russia why must you wreck our lawn with your Commie bullshit.

brb taking that board out of the lawn as soon as it's in and heading to the backyard to toss it in the fire.]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:58:37 UTC
[hey hey this is my hippie-commie commune lawn too and I can deface it however I want!!

Following you oh my god bring my babies back]

Comrade should drop signs, окей~?

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spiritsmoking March 22 2010, 06:06:46 UTC
[THE LAWN IS HAO-SAMA'S you just rent it on weekends.

peering back at Russia over her shoulder... and still heading for that fire, yup.] Why the hell would I want this idiots name all over the goddamn yard? [yes, even if it is anti-America propaganda.]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 06:19:12 UTC
[not the fire come back here right now young lady]

To remind comrade of uphill struggle for true freedom and peace?

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vaimoksein March 22 2010, 05:55:51 UTC
[CAN YOU HEAR AN "OHYAAAAA!" COMING FROM A CERTAIN HOUSE? PROBABLY.

And it only takes a few moments for Finland to scramble over and peer out of the window nearest the door. What is that horrendously large nation loud noise?!]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 06:00:34 UTC
[Waving with the hand that isn't hammering horrendous puns into your lawn!]

Russia is excited too, but comrade should not panic!

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vaimoksein March 22 2010, 06:07:44 UTC
[Dare he leave his nice, safe house? It really couldn't hurt. Really. Even if Russia did have a hammer and he had nothing at all- B-BE A MAN you must be swift as the coursing river, GO FOR IT HNNNGH.

Sheepishly returning that wave as he steps out onto the porch.]

You just startled me, that's all!

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 06:30:05 UTC
What should be startling to comrade is the horrific results of corrupt election! Will protest with Russia, Да~?

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onebutmany March 22 2010, 06:19:08 UTC
[Yanks the board out of the lawn

and throws it across the street like a frisbee.]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 06:30:55 UTC
[Goes to pick it up

and throw it back right at one of your windows]

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onebutmany March 22 2010, 07:39:00 UTC
[Puts her arm in the way before it can hit the window, and of course that hurts a whole lot, as is obviously indicated by her loud stream of swearing immediately following.]

Bloody hell, Russia! [TOSSING IT RIGHT BACK.]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 22:17:13 UTC
[Wasn't really expecting her to catch it or toss it back, so it bounces off his head.]

...ой.

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