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kol_shevik

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Mar 30, 2010 20:17

[LOUD THROAT CLEARING okay hey this is totally legit speech starting practice okay? okay.]

Russia had thought children had more sense than this? ...Very sad.

Russia hopes comrades know that they do not have to listen to the weak bile of lies that falsely elected "President" is spewing. Can really trust the words of nation that Mayfield itself ( Read more... )

never let goooo, seriously you would miss this, i am not a copycat, daily dogma post, one with russia, one with russiaaaa

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clockwrkangel March 31 2010, 00:20:44 UTC

[Becca listens to the voice on the other end of the phone. It is terrifying. She starts to interrupt, and then he mentions vodka. She shuts her mouth quick, and instead begins to whine with fear, too frightened to even think of. Y'know. Putting the phone down.]

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:40:12 UTC

[Holding phone away from ear that is an extremely annoying sound.]

Should turn off radio before using phone, comrade.

clockwrkangel March 31 2010, 02:06:50 UTC

Ehhhhh......... You can't just give vodka away to everybody...

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 02:21:04 UTC

Can if Russia wants to.

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weaponsparked March 31 2010, 00:21:57 UTC

What about the people who want to stay?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:43:18 UTC

...Russia would suggest they find good cover, because as soon as Russia is getting home, will be making Mayfield into atomic dust.

weaponsparked March 31 2010, 02:34:32 UTC

... Even if there's still people here?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 21:27:30 UTC

Is not Russia's fault they did not take chance to leave.

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followyouthere March 31 2010, 00:40:29 UTC

I dunno.

Do you at least believe in magic?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:44:08 UTC

Does America not? If America does not, then Russia will make best effort to believe.

followyouthere March 31 2010, 01:45:46 UTC

Because that puts my mind at ease. Completely.

As long as I don't get more papers on my lawn. Or house.

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:54:41 UTC

No papers and you will join Russia's side?

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akaba_ookami March 31 2010, 00:44:43 UTC

I don't understand what all this is about. Shouldn't we all be working together to get out instead of fighting to figure out who should be in control of it?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:45:46 UTC

Russia is ready to fight alongside any comrade to break free of chains of town! Only wishes to save citizens from grip of a liar who will lead them straight to useless death.

akaba_ookami March 31 2010, 04:17:43 UTC

Oh. Okay.

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 21:33:51 UTC

You will be joining then, Да?

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he_aintheavy March 31 2010, 00:45:13 UTC

Free bottle of marriage?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:47:10 UTC

...Sister has very bad hearing. Perhaps should see doctor?

he_aintheavy March 31 2010, 01:47:39 UTC

Brother has gotten many offers from bastards already?

kol_shevik March 31 2010, 01:55:46 UTC

If they are not coming now, will soon be running to Russia begging for his help.

Is only matter of patience.

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