[EVENT - WHAT YOU WISH FOR]

[kol_shevik]

[If you could see inside Russia's house, the Superpower is currently stretching the phone cord as far as it goes, reaching across the room to attempt to hold down a record that spins incessantly no matter what he attempts.

Ah, do any comrades know how to stop recor-- [There's a crash as he slips and hits the floor, and over the phone comes the

Comments

[windmill]

I'm sure Belgium wouldn't mind a gym partner.

[you fatasses

can sculpt your thighs together]

[kol_shevik]

[Elvis continues to croon in the background as Russia bangs about trying to find a hammer.

You can do anything but lay off my big big bones!]

Russia is not needing gym is perfectly healthy weight!

[windmill]

[LAUGHING]

N-not really. You've both got a spare tire.

[kol_shevik]

Of course I have a tire
it's on my car--

Russia wishes that Elvis would not speak for Russia.

[supersizedpower]

[just...laughing]

I'd buy that record.

[1/2]

[kol_shevik]

If America is one who has made this record will take his tiny frail neck and do anything you want to do, but

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

...Elvis is being very rude.

[supersizedpower]

Like my music?

Yeah, I really liked that one cool, popular musician of yours, what was his name-- oh yeah!

Nobody likes your music.

[braided_icarus]

icon. Ed is LAUGHING at you, Russia.

[kol_shevik]

[is that elvis singing

kol kol kol

because I think it is]

[braided_icarus]

[Not so bad. Still more amused at the big bones comment.]

[kol_shevik]

If comrade has something to say, should use words.

[fuelefficient]

Russia-san. You must give back my island.

And hand over all your Pacific based warm water ports.

[kol_shevik]

Do anything that you want to
but honey lay off my trade negotiating islands.

...Russia agrees.

[fuelefficient]

It was not a question.

[kol_shevik]

If you know you can't take it,
Baby, why try to give it?

Russia likes this song.

[hurtjustalittle]

What a rude record~

[kol_shevik]

Well since Hungary tried to leave [A THUMPING SOUND. The record skips.]

Very rude.

[hurtjustalittle]

It's simply not nice to make fun of people's flaws.

aksdlaksjd

[kol_shevik]

Don't stop thinking of me,
don't make me feel this way

нет.

нет it is not.