[два́дцать шесть]

[kol_shevik]

...Russia thinks Motherland should count too. Would like sunflowers and nice card.

[ Bring it, ladies. Do your worst. ]

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[bawlingforsoup]

What kind of... Card? [Notice how he isn't stuttering today, MamaPapaland?]

[kol_shevik]

[WHO ARE YOU??]

Nice one.

With little "sincerely" message and poem.

[bawlingforsoup]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYMORE.]

But I... I like poetry, but I'm not that good at writing it, Mister Russia.

[kol_shevik]

Cannot try for hard-working Motherland who is feeding you and giving you roof over head and saving you from horrible oppression and whips of the Capitalists?

[Russia, the original Mother-guilter.]

[lotuslife]

[actually has

a load of sunflowers for him and the most moe look on her face ever as she lets herself into his house- she can do this now okay- and goes looking for him.]

[kol_shevik]

[Adjusting the chi in the living room.

And by that I mean tipping the couch over.]

[lotuslife]

Would you like some help redecorating?

[WATCHES THIS...]

[kol_shevik]

Ah, just cannot remember where Russia has stored Latv--

[LOOKS UP

the couch falls on its back with a whump.]

...Brought sunflowers.

lmao i'm horrible

[he_aintheavy]

... Brother.

slightly. I suppose it's why we love you or something.

[kol_shevik]

...Sister. You are wanting card too?

s-so hurt

[he_aintheavy]

Would prefer brother's hand in marriage.

/bandaid

[kol_shevik]

Would prefer to keep hands to self.

[clockwrkangel]

[Becca's nice and terrified of Russia after talking to Ukraine, but she decides this is a nice opportunity to get on his good side (good side means the 'do not kill' list, right?). Then again this cunning plan fails as the card she sticks in his mailbox is not signed nor does it bear any sort of anything to tie it back to her. It's a home made card with a nice sketch of a sunflower and no words on it. Thankfully she remembers where his house is from seeing him arguing with Alfred that one time the two of them were droned. Catch her putting the card in there?]

[kol_shevik]

[PEERING AROUND THE WOODEN CURTAIN.]

Russia does not want any.

[clockwrkangel]

[Becca jumps, startled by that.]

It's....it's a card....just like you wanted.... [Since he's here, she takes it out of the mailbox and instead holds it out to him.]

With...a sunflower?

[kol_shevik]

[Takes it, and flips it over a few times, peering at the sunflower.]

...Suspicious.

[itdidntgrow]

Mr. Russia.

[ SO she found out she can order Prussia around, and possibly also Holland. And maybe this won't work, maybe it will, buuuuut. Guess who is still bitter towards you? GUESS! ]

[kol_shevik]

[But brutal oppression is how I show I care! I CARE ALOT.]

Little Hungary should make extra nice card with apologies for odd behavior!

[itdidntgrow]

May I ask you a question, Mr. Russia?

[kol_shevik]

Only if it is to ask what color card Russia is wanting.

Is pink, by the way.