[THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]

[kol_shevik]

[Filtered from Belarus]

...A comrade of Russia's was wondering if anyone in Mayfield town is knowing how to get divorce.

Comments

[kleinefurstin]

I don't think you can divorce your assigned spouse.

[kol_shevik]

Said it was for a comrade.

[kleinefurstin]

Your comrade cannot divorce their assigned spouse, either.

[kol_shevik]

Is not marriage of little town! Is easy to get rid of, Да?

[mr_blandy_bland]

....Mr. Russia...are you sure you're not the one asking?

Ah, u-unless you meant Ms. Vietnam in which case, I'm sorry.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is very certain is not one with such silly questions.

...Is not comrade Vietnam.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Really?

And I just thought she might want to find some way to leave Ameri...o-oh. Ah...I...I see. Sorry.

[kol_shevik]

If was comrade Vietnam, is way to make this happen?

[armywithcountry]

Kill her.

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[kol_shevik]

Russia will not send KGB after Sis--

[kol_shevik]

нет.

Bad idea. Will wake up tomorrow very angry with that comrade.

[armywithcountry]

. . . your sister? That's fucking sick, man.

Well, if you won't kill her, kill yourself. It should still work.

[foureyed_lawyer]

I suppose I know, considering I'm a lawyer. I just don't know if this town would let you...

[kol_shevik]

Да, Да-- can try? Is not marriage by town. Is very complicated.

[foureyed_lawyer]

Well, I suppose if it were outside of Mayfield jurisdiction, I could. Is there a particular reason why you want divorce?

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not compatible with new wife.

[bornwithskison]

[

snort]

[kol_shevik]

That is not sounding like answer, comrade.

[bornwithskison]

I really doubt you can divorce your assigned wife. If that was the case I probably would have done that with mine already.

[kol_shevik]

Is not Anya.