[ танк 1.5: The танкening ]

[kol_shevik]

[ Russia picks up the phone and starts to speak, before dropping the phone with a thunk as it hits the floor, still hanging by the cord. The voices are a little muffled at points, probably because Russia keeps trying to grab the phone and drops it again just as suddenly. ]

Hy! Sister, you are n#### yet!

Mr. Braginski, I must be getting home now.

Comments

[kleinefurstin]

A tank won't bring her back.

[kol_shevik]

нет, нет, not worried about that. Sister is only feeling slightly ill. Is not feeling up to cruelty to doors and windows right now.

Tank is just for Russia.

[kleinefurstin]

They'll take the tank away if you just attacking the town with it.

[she does not know why she is warning him against this, that would likely be a good thing]

[kol_shevik]

...They cannot take things that are belonging to Russia.

Always give them back eventually.

[lotuslife]

What's wrong with it? I've repaired and maintained an endless number of T-34s. [this can earn her points with Russia huff huff no she does not care about Belarus]

[kol_shevik]

...Turret is slightly dented.

[As in, completely smashed in.

From being thrown down a street.]

[lotuslife]

You don't need the turret to roll over town hall.

[kol_shevik]

...Having slight problems with treads too.

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[buildstherobots]

Are you doing that too? For Sideswipe?

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[kol_shevik]

Russia does not do things for rude citizens.

Russia does things for betterment of the Motherland.

[Filtered]

[buildstherobots]

How is running over Town Hall going to benefit your world?

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[kol_shevik]

I am the Motherland. Will be for my benefit.

[bawlingforsoup]

M-Miss Belarus...

Mister R-Russia, d-don't... D-Don't do it... A-Am not wanting t-to see y-you like d-drones. E-Estonia a-and Miss B-Belarus a-and Miss Roshia a-are already like t-that. I-I saw Miss Vietnam and Mister America too, s-so don't d-do what that man w-wants you to do--!

[Enjoy this, Russia, he's actually concerned!]

[kol_shevik]

алло, Latvia.

You are knowing Anya? Always had this funny story about being someone Russia knew a long time ago.

[bawlingforsoup]

A-Anya...? I-I only k-know of r-real An-Anya... S-She died, r-right?

[kol_shevik]

Да.

Do you think if Lithuania and Estonia have a nice nap, they will wake up feeling better?

[weaponsparked]

... You're in?

[kol_shevik]

Should forget any foolish ideas of being boss now, before Russia has to make point another way.

But is good idea. Stress relief.

[weaponsparked]

Who said I was in charge? I'm just asking if you're helping or not.

It has to do more than that.

[kol_shevik]

Да, will help.

Going to need more than one tank to do more than that.