Reason #576 I will never understand the Japanese.

At work today, I overheard a lady asking her server if she could get "that shrimp monetary pasta". Normally I'd be amused at someone badly mangling the name of a dish (hint: it was supposed to be Monterey, as in Jack), and, well, I was, but it was doubly amusing that her mispronunciation was still meaningful, and I couldn't help thinking - wouldn't ( Read more... )

It looks like, at worst, Florida and Michigan's delegates will be allowed to count for half a delegate each. (Not that that isn't still changing the rules halfway through the game, and therefore a complete pile of shit.)
Hillary compares the debacle this year to the shitstorm in Florida in 2000 (because that's a sensible comparison).
Oh wait - it ( Read more... )

Did you guys hear about this shit? According to Portland's fire department, Barack Obama yesterday delivered a speech to a crowd twice the size of the city I live in.

Gosh, I wonder who's going to win in Oregon tomorrow?

Oh yeah - in OTHER news, I picked up a copy of Boom Blox, which, as it turns out, is pretty much sex on toast, especially if ( Read more... )

If you like things that are hilarious and awesome, you should check out these Paul and Storm guys. You can listen to their songs for free on their site, and download them for varying amounts of money (e.g. a dollar a song, $27 for all of them, etc).

Seriously, go there, right now, and ctrl-f for "Nun Fight". DO IT ( Read more... )

Oh noes! Hillary Clinton won in Indiana! Except she didn't, really - every time she doesn't crush Obama utterly, that more or less counts as a loss, because she's got a certain percentage of delegates she's got to score per state, and every time she fails to meet that mark, the bar gets higher for next time. 51%? That's a loss; and combined with ( Read more... )

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So Hillary Clinton won Pennsylvania. I won't say I'm not a little bit surprised. But apparently 57% of the people voting were female, and 69% were over 45, which if I'm understanding the math here right implies that probably around 40% of the voters were middle-aged-or-older women. And they backed Hillary, not Obama? Shocking ( Read more... )

Let me see if I understand this reasoning correctly ( Read more... )

This is why Obama is the shit. (And the little side note at the end is a good example of why Hillary is just plain shit.)

In other news, I'm sort of pissed that I can't get my PS2 working correctly. The piece of junk will play PS1 games, and some PS2 games (I think - it was doing so a while ago, at least), but it won't play the ones I want to play ( Read more... )