I am intimidated by gyms, hate walking outside because of the weather and dog poop and people watching you, and I want minimal instruction. I also dont want to feel dead at the end of a workout or pull muscles I didnt know I had. So I have found the holy grail of workout tapes for me. I am obsessed with Leslie Sansone's Walk Away the Pounds videos ( Read more... )

Happy Bastille Day! Today the French celebrate the event that sparked the French revolution. In honor of our Francophone friends, what is your favorite French thing? Bonus points for answers en français ( Read more... )

so ive been avidly following this seemingly disaster of a movie, hearing about how it wasn't coming out, seeing teaser photos of who knows what, hearing they had no funding...and now i am happy as a clam! i cant friggin wait! There are a lot of great names tied to it, and it looks like a semi-Neverending Story type wonderfulness. Yay! Leave a comment

So I am about to take a super nap and then wake up, pound a red bull and go to work. I don't know why, but I somehow stumbled across some of these chuck norris things. I want to be able to open this, look at them, and laugh my ass off anytime I feel blue. That and the 'I'm on a Boat' video ( Read more... )

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RULES:
1. Compose a list of your top ten sexiest famous men.
2. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.
3. Post them in your journal/blog.


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i hate when they change the name of the girl scout cookies. they're fucking Samoas, not Caramel Delights! and that reminds me of the time i was a girl scout, and i went around my grandma's neighborhood trying to sell them. and this scary old man with a scary dog answered one of the doors and bought two boxes of cookies and i thought the dog might ( Read more... )

This cracks me up. I may buy some ( Read more... )

so you know that commercial where a grim reaper drives to work and is revealed as a cigarette girl in the skimpy outfit? that's me on weekends, minus the skimpy outfit. I thought this background was fitting.

today, by accident, i find out what my mother is diagnosed with:
severe schizophrenia
PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder)
and trichotillia, some ocd-related illness where you tear out your hair until it is bald in patches or completely. some people also feel compelled to eat the hair. i don't know if she is one of them.

some evil fuck slashed my brand new tire last night when i was working.