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[komakin0]

I almost became one with an urban legend this weekend. On a break from playing volleyball, I drank a yellowjacket wasp from a soda can. Luckily, my own sense of self preservation kept it out of my throat, and the "stung in the windpipe, throat closed up and she died" legend. I escaped with a rather nasty sting to the face. Right underneath and on

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[dreamsunderfoot]

I've always wondered what happened to your face. ;-) I am glad you didn't die, though.

[privatejoker77]

should be a hoe down, yo! we've got a ho, down!

[drspooky]

"Whoa! What's wrong with your face?"

*spit*

"Spitting disorder. Can't help it. Every time someone mentions it, I compulsively spit in their face. Next."

[dellamorta]

It would be even funnier if it were a stabbing disoder (Maximus Shivitis?)

[farechicken]

Whoa. Not the jam.