no, this isn't from The Onion

[komazalea]

check out the top news story

my favorite part is the last line

Comments

[arrrdvarrrk]

wow, that's funny. what a weird thing to do a news story on. where do you find this stuff?

[komazalea]

that's actually from the msn news. it's not even like holt community news or anything. crazy.

[uberjamie]

i'm glad she is transfering out.