The cell phone fairy seems to have returned my telephone to me after I lost it last night while drunk. Since keith is the only guy who would A) recognize my telephone and B) have keys to put it in my room, I'm going to assume he was acting in concert with the fairy. Thanks, keith, and cell phone fairy ( Read more... )

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Kevin, don't be mad.
-Andrew

"hey heraclitus, our time machine didn't work so let's come up with a philosophical theory of time so it's not our fault! GOOD IDEA BOYS"

Day 3194:

After extensive research, I've finally confirmed that you cannot browse the internet in a given discreet session longer than half an hour without stumbling across pictures that would have made you the target of criminal indecency laws a century ago.

And yeah, that's pretty cool.
-AD

Keith already told you about it in some detail, but I managed to hack a pretty big chunk of my right pinky off while trying to clean a glass with some dried milk residue at the bottom of it. Its got superglue and the biggest bandaid we owned on it right now, and I'm afraid to look at the thing again. The edge of the glass cut me very cleanly, but ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Casey, you wanker ( Read more... )

Just posting it here since it has a different audience than his crappy myspace bulletin update, but we're rocking casey's birthday tonight.  He says 10pm at lindas, but we may be somewhere earlier, so call for the detail.