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Hump Day Hump Day
Its early. I have that empty feeling inside after a night of drinking...like one good fart and my whole body would just cave in. I'm hungry but I dont know what for. Broke out some air maxes this morning. MMMMM, comfy. I gotta go to work now. fuck.
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Day 6
3 vodka tonics. The result? Nothing. I'm dead sober right now. A little sleepy. A little hungry. 2 days in a row, I found myself at a strip club. I'm contemplating on if I should just crawl in the bed right now or sit up and watch tv until I pass out on the sofa. I gotta pay my cell phone bill. One chick smelled like cotton candy when her booty ( Read more... ) -
Freeballin'
snow. chocolate timbs. wack sub. seasonal sam adams. slow cooked beef. strongbow. translucent wallet. hundreds jeans. string beans. red wine. boredom. apple blacks. suede blzer lows. eurotrip. stacking. cinnamon bun ben and jerrys. shit like this. HBK. Rob & Big reruns. blueberry muffins. strawberry jelly. SF4. Watchmen. DIY. a gust of wind ( Read more... ) -
Its Okay To Stare
So I'm on myspace earlier today and I come across a link to the suicide girls page. Anyone who knows me knows I love and appreciate the female body, it being unclothed is just a giant bonus. Fast forward to a few hours ago, I go to Barnes n Noble to get 2 magazines and well( .... ) -
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I'm hung over. And now know the down side to having surround sound lol. My job situation is... whatever. I was gonna attempt to negotiate with them and get more money but why bother. Sometimes, a person just knows ahead of time that the battle they are about to get into is a no win. This is one of those times. I just hit my elbow and farted. Quick ( Read more... ) -
where's my spaceship at?!?!?
These fuckers decreased my wages. I'm very fucking unhappy. I need a new job. Fuck this.
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The Art of Screwing Yourself
I suffer from a disease called "I'm Not Gonna Bullshit You"..itis. Having this disease causes me to answer questions without a coating of sugar. This sucks when it comes to things like.. saaaay, job interviews ( Read more... )
