Almost fic
So, I posted earlier for prompts for me to write. I actually only got one. It was by onlyaminorthrt and well, this isn't actually what she prompted which was "Jovin smut with toys". But there's Joe, Kevin and toys? So it's like, almost the same thing? ..not.
So, apparently somebody thought that it was funny to put the Jonas Brothers in a room full of sex toys. Not that anyone was keeping them there. God knows Nick had turned on his heels and fled the room blushing furiously the moment he set eyes on the huge black dildo on the coffee table. Kevin chuckled a little, shaking his head. Nick was way too uptight sometimes. It wasn’t like Kevin particularly enjoyed the situation, but it wasn’t like the toys would attack them or anything.
Joe again, well, Joe was a different story altogether. His eyes kind of lit up and he immediately started going around the room, picking things up and reading the packages. He fiddled with several different dildos and vibrators and even opened a Fleshlight, eyes widening comically as he figured out what it was. He quickly shut the lid and put it down, blushing furiously before regaining his composure and continuing his round. The thing that ended up cracking him up completely was the “Anal Destroyer”. He waved the monstrous thing at Kevin and laughed.
“Do people actually use this stuff? Like, for something other than fencing?” He waved it around some more, making light saber sounds. Suddenly he stopped to look at the dildo thoughtfully.
“I bet Nick has one of these stuck up his butt! He’s always so cranky!” He finally chuckled before throwing the huge dildo away.
Kevin shook his head gently. He loved both his brothers but he couldn’t exactly say that either one of them was normal. Nick was ridiculously serious and trying to be a little man about everything even though it was painfully obvious that he was still a kid, eighteen years old and living a strictly sheltered life. And Joe was so natural, charming and flirty, living his life worry free and spontaneous, so full of energy that sometimes Kevin was sure he would burst from the seams and just disappear in a flash of light. He never did, though, and for that Kevin was thankful.
“Oh gosh! Can I have this?! This is awesome! “ Joe exclaimed , picking up something.
Kevin glanced over, vaguely interested because they were in a room full of sex toys, after all. What on earth would Joe want to keep? He burst out laughing as he saw what Joe was holding. Of course. The vibrator was bright purple AND glittery, and all of a sudden Kevin wasn’t surprised anymore. Joe was looking at him hopefully, holding the toy up like a prize.
“Joseph… What do you need a vibrator for?” He asked patiently. He was pretty sure Joe was straight the way he was drooling over the lingerie models in mom’s catalogues. But his brother just huffed, visibly annoyed.
“I don’t know, Kevin. But it’s PURPLE. I want it!” He explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Okay then, it’s not like anyone’s gonna notice it’s missing” Kevin shrugged, chuckling. He really hoped mom or dad wouldn’t see it, though.
If someone would like to continue from where I left off I would not be offended at all... :D
So, apparently somebody thought that it was funny to put the Jonas Brothers in a room full of sex toys. Not that anyone was keeping them there. God knows Nick had turned on his heels and fled the room blushing furiously the moment he set eyes on the huge black dildo on the coffee table. Kevin chuckled a little, shaking his head. Nick was way too uptight sometimes. It wasn’t like Kevin particularly enjoyed the situation, but it wasn’t like the toys would attack them or anything.
Joe again, well, Joe was a different story altogether. His eyes kind of lit up and he immediately started going around the room, picking things up and reading the packages. He fiddled with several different dildos and vibrators and even opened a Fleshlight, eyes widening comically as he figured out what it was. He quickly shut the lid and put it down, blushing furiously before regaining his composure and continuing his round. The thing that ended up cracking him up completely was the “Anal Destroyer”. He waved the monstrous thing at Kevin and laughed.
“Do people actually use this stuff? Like, for something other than fencing?” He waved it around some more, making light saber sounds. Suddenly he stopped to look at the dildo thoughtfully.
“I bet Nick has one of these stuck up his butt! He’s always so cranky!” He finally chuckled before throwing the huge dildo away.
Kevin shook his head gently. He loved both his brothers but he couldn’t exactly say that either one of them was normal. Nick was ridiculously serious and trying to be a little man about everything even though it was painfully obvious that he was still a kid, eighteen years old and living a strictly sheltered life. And Joe was so natural, charming and flirty, living his life worry free and spontaneous, so full of energy that sometimes Kevin was sure he would burst from the seams and just disappear in a flash of light. He never did, though, and for that Kevin was thankful.
“Oh gosh! Can I have this?! This is awesome! “ Joe exclaimed , picking up something.
Kevin glanced over, vaguely interested because they were in a room full of sex toys, after all. What on earth would Joe want to keep? He burst out laughing as he saw what Joe was holding. Of course. The vibrator was bright purple AND glittery, and all of a sudden Kevin wasn’t surprised anymore. Joe was looking at him hopefully, holding the toy up like a prize.
“Joseph… What do you need a vibrator for?” He asked patiently. He was pretty sure Joe was straight the way he was drooling over the lingerie models in mom’s catalogues. But his brother just huffed, visibly annoyed.
“I don’t know, Kevin. But it’s PURPLE. I want it!” He explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Okay then, it’s not like anyone’s gonna notice it’s missing” Kevin shrugged, chuckling. He really hoped mom or dad wouldn’t see it, though.
If someone would like to continue from where I left off I would not be offended at all... :D